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[truefriendship]

Who: My Little Phonies
Where: All around the mansion
When: 10/19 - 10/21
Rating: THIS IS A CHILDREN'S SHOW
Summary: Starlight Glimmer is making poor life choices. Everyone else gets to suffer now.
The Story:

Maybe you're outside, enjoying the fall weather. Maybe you're in the kitchen, or just wandering the halls. It doesn't matter. As soon as you lay eyes on that purple pony, walking around with a cyan-glowing horn and an insufferably smug look on her face, your world will twist.

Suddenly you're on four hooves, not two feet. You have a mane. Maybe you're lucky enough to have wings, or a horn. You aren't a human now. You're a pony, your special talent emblazoned on your flank to show the world who you are.

But clearly, this is how things have always been, right? Pay no attention to your memories of hands, this is normal now.


[ooc: Feel free to make your own top levels and go wild! See here for ooc plotting. Also here if you want to make a custom pony.]

Comments

[shslliar]

Heh, figured you-

[Aaaand he is recognized!]

Huh? What? You forgot my name for a second?

[Because he kind of needs to talk to human friend, just to make 100% sure he's not meant to be a pony like the little voice in the back of his head insists he is.]

[teamfun]

[At least Louis can be counted on for telling it like it is. He's never been one for running a filter over his thoughts before he says them.]

Uh, no? I was mostly confused about why the holy hell you're suddenly a horse? Is that just a thing you can do?

[shslliar]

Hm..... Pffft. Yeah, and I can totally command armies of the undead to dance in the streets!

[A beat later:] That's a lie. I have no idea why I'm a unicorn right now, but thanks for telling the unicorn brain that I'm not supposed to be a horse!

[And he's trying to point at himself. Except with hooves. And no fingers.]

[teamfun]

That would only be permissible if you got them to dance to Thriller. I've been trying for years and they're just not interested. It's sad, really.

[He gives a little thumbs up. Because he has them.]

You're welcome, glad to be of service. So is this one of those event things I've been hearing about?

[shslliar]

Yep. Especially since I was lying about the dancing zombies too. It's called sarcasm, have you heard of it?

[He narrows his eyes at those thumbs... But he stops narrowing them when Louis asks if this is an event.]

What, this? Noooo... If this was an event, some weird version of an Alice in Wonderland character would have posted vague hints to the Network days ago. I have no idea what this is.

[teamfun]

I have never, in my entire life, heard of sarcasm before. Can you eat it?

[He says. Sarcastically.]

So they actually pre-wanr us when shit's about to go down. That's nice of them. [There's that sarcasm again.] That's weird. I don't remember there being anything in the Wonderland story about people turning into tiny horses.

[shslliar]

[Good, he's learning.]

Probably not! The Wonderland people aren't the only ones who can use magic, ya know. And it's not like the events stick to the Wonderland stories anyway.

[teamfun]

I guess that's true, it's based on our memories too, right? Which does make me question if there are actual tiny horses here.

[shslliar]

Oh, there are.

[Smirk.] If I'm not imagining things, there's this orange unicorn named Sunburst who has always been a unicorn.

[He taps the tip of his hoof to his chin like he's compensating for a lack of fingers.] Aaaannd... His magic sucks for some weird reason, so I don't think this one's his fault.

[teamfun]

[There's a LONG pause here, because as much as Louis is getting used to Wonderland Bullshit- this is a bit much.]

A unicorn. This place has a unicorn. Does it shit rainbows?

[shslliar]

No, but he pretty much lives in the library if you wanna see for yourself.

[Kokichi uses his sparkly purple unicorn telekinesis to unscrew his bottle of Panta and take a sip.]

[teamfun]

[Louis does like libraries. He's not a big reader, but they're still nice places. Little islands of otherwise lost knowledge. One thing he can be glad for holing in a school- he never lost out on books.]

Yeaaaah I think I'm all ponied out for today, maybe another time.

[shslliar]

[Good for you, Kokichi's putting the bottle back down. Behold, magic.]

Alright, good luck trying not to run into more of us. We're multiplying for some reason.

[teamfun]

[This is so weird, so so so weird.]

Maybe some crazy wizard is dancing around turning everyone into ponies. Sounds about as sane as anything else here.

[shslliar]

Yup.

You get used to it.

[teamfun]

I'd worry a little about my sanity if I got used to this kinda thing. Still, I'll uh- leave you to your horsin' around.

[shslliar]

Okay... Oh, and if you get hit by the pony ray, try to remember something that involves hands. Like gloves.

Your sanity will thank me for that.

[teamfun]

[He gives a salute.]

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. I'll remember that!

[shslliar]

[Yes, salute him. He may be a pony, but he will always appreciate praise.]

You are very welcome, sir! Enjoy your day!