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[truefriendship]

Who: My Little Phonies
Where: All around the mansion
When: 10/19 - 10/21
Rating: THIS IS A CHILDREN'S SHOW
Summary: Starlight Glimmer is making poor life choices. Everyone else gets to suffer now.
The Story:

Maybe you're outside, enjoying the fall weather. Maybe you're in the kitchen, or just wandering the halls. It doesn't matter. As soon as you lay eyes on that purple pony, walking around with a cyan-glowing horn and an insufferably smug look on her face, your world will twist.

Suddenly you're on four hooves, not two feet. You have a mane. Maybe you're lucky enough to have wings, or a horn. You aren't a human now. You're a pony, your special talent emblazoned on your flank to show the world who you are.

But clearly, this is how things have always been, right? Pay no attention to your memories of hands, this is normal now.


[ooc: Feel free to make your own top levels and go wild! See here for ooc plotting. Also here if you want to make a custom pony.]

Comments

[modore]

That...sounds like you just don't know.

[She could probably stand to rehearse just a little.]

But the Queens are powerful. What if one of them did something to you?

[slapfight]

[She makes a herp noise and plants her butt on the ground, drawing a foreleg to her chest in a show of dramatic confidence that doesn't hide the fact that she looks very nervous.] Well, uh... erm. I doubt they have the necessary knowledge to know how to exploit a gem's very, very few weaknesses.

[modore]

[This conversation has not given Satoru much confidence in Peridot's skill at raging against the machine.]

...It probably also helps that they seem pretty nice.

[slapfight]

They seem nice. All matriarchs seem nice until they show their true selves as irrational, petty beings that are far more flawed than you ever believed possible.

[Okay, maybe she's projecting.]

[modore]

...You have some experience, I guess.

[slapfight]

Let's just say there's a reason I called my former Diamond a clod to her face.

[modore]

What was the reason?

[Because she still doesn't strike him as having that much of a spirit of rebellion, no matter how big she talks...]

[slapfight]

She was being irrational! I mean, can you imagine writing off a planet's valuable resources when our Homeworld is actively short on resources, just because of some petty grudge? Honestly.

[This heated disdain for Yellow Diamond is made all the better knowing that she is a pony and that she's imagining Yellow Diamond as a giant pony right now.]

[modore]

No...I can't imagine that.

[Aliens are weird. Gems are weird.]

Um...do you need help with any other big branches or anything?

[slapfight]

[Peridot sighs with the trepidation of someone who is still deeply trying to get used to asking for help.]

Yes... [and then, sullenly:] Thank you.

[modore]

[He smiles. It's a little exasperated, but he doesn't mind helping at all.]

I'll help. Just show me where they are.