+ THIS is the Bad Place! - MINGLE LOG +

[vitaelamorte]

Who: EVERYONE
Where: The Neighborhood!
When: 4/26 - 4/30
Rating: PG-13, warn if going higher - no swearing by event law!
Summary: Catch-all log for The Good Place event!
The Story:

Welcome to the Good Place! Your character, tragically, has died in their world. They might not remember how (or maybe they do!) but it’s okay either way because conveniently they have earned enough points to go to the Good Place when they die! They’ve earned a house that they have been told is perfectly suited to them (it is probably not, but who are they to question the universe?!) in an absolutely delightful and quaint little Neighborhood with a frozen yogurt shop on every block. It’s almost irritatingly perfect!

Most importantly though, someone will be living with your character. Someone very, very special - their soulmate, hand-picked from the billions on Earth! Sure, it may not be who (or even what) they expected, but this is what they’ve earned from the good life they’ve lived in your world. They deserve this! They really, truly do.

Everyone is welcome to add details to what exactly is in the Neighborhood - everyone has different standards for what constitutes an "objectively good but still mediocre" neighborhood experience, after all!

Need more information, or maybe a soulmate? Head on over to the plot post! Prose or [Action Brackets] are both welcome!

Comments

[powerofmabel]

Maybe it's a metaphor about you two being totally transparent.

[Is she throwing shade at someone she's just met? Why yes she is. She's also nosing in their kitchen to see what their snack situation is.]

[krmvgivv]

Mabel! [Why is his sister like this? Why must she constantly embarrass him?]

Maybe there was some kind of mistake. I mean, I'm sure this would be somebody's dream house, right?

[singloversing]

[Wirt immediately flushes pink, but elects not to go there.]

I-I guess? I don't know. I like, can't even imagine the kind of person who would want to live in a house where everyone can see everything inside it at all times.

[powerofmabel]

I caaaaaan. [Mabel sing-songs from the kitchen, because of course she can. She returns with something that looks like Hi-C Ecto Cooler that is probably offensive to Wirt's eyes. The juice box seems to suggest it has trace amounts of smile dip. It does not belong in their fridge. It belongs in Mabel's.] Oh man, you guys! I thought they stopped making this. I'm seriously gonna be crashing here when Gustav needs some alone time. It's like this place just wants me to come over and learn everything about you two lovebirds.

[This is the Bad Place.]

[krmvgivv]

...Mabel, that thing doesn't need alone time. It's a robot. And didn't things go really, really badly the last time you tried something that had been recalled?

[COME ON MABEL LEARN THINGS FOR ONCE.]

[singloversing]

[Wirt wrinkles his nose at what she's drinking, but he doesn't actually stop her since it means it's one less horrible thing in their fridge.]

Th-There's nothing to learn about us anyway, really! [A pause.] ...Wait, it was recalled?

[powerofmabel]

[She's ignoring you both. She's learning things right now as she chugs juice drink.] Just the Smile Dip version. The other was discontinued for some lame reason, like because the 80's had to be sacrificed for the Dark Times that were the 90's.

[krmvgivv]

Great, so best case scenario, it's over twenty years old. Not seeing how that makes it better.