“Oh!” Linda exclaimed in alarm when Beast Boy groaned in pain. There were more wounds?! This other Beast Boy guy was a total jerk! How dare he indirectly ruin their epic, once-in-a-life-time, Threeway Hug of Friendship?! Hmph! Well, next time Beast Boy would have to face the loser, he’d have Linda and Kite at his sides, ready to kick butt! Totally.

“I’m sorry I can’t like, heal that,” the girl pointed at her friend’s massive side-wound, regret lacing her voice, “and I don’t think I can carry you very well, ‘cause you’re kinda heavy and I totally suck at carrying heavy stuff… But! I’ll totally come with you down to the clinic-thing, yeah? ‘Cause I bet Kite can carry you!”

She turned and smiled at the AI she had just volunteered, “Right?”