Well, at least he wasn't a completely hopeless case. Still, Bro figures he's got a way to go just yet.

"Biggest mistake you're making, that sex is all about slotting the key in the lock. I mean sure, that's a big part of it but it ain't the whole show. Whole lot of other stuff you can get up to - or get off to. That bit's the important bit when it comes to girls who've sworn off the dick. That and if penetration's really an issue, if fingers can't do the talking, plenty of toys out there to fill the void."

Literally. But wait, he hasn't finished yet.

"As for two guys, well, that's just a matter of same key, different lock."

And now he'll give that a moment to sink in, see if it clicks.