Feel the Magic Rise

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

Who: Dave Strider, Bro Strider, John Egbert, Santana Lopez, Dean Winchester, Puck, maybe a wild Baby Penguin Kurt Hummel
Where: Tearoom
When: Tuesday, October 25th
Rating: T for sexual explanations and language
Summary: Sex Education 101 is now beginning!
The Story: Dave just sent out a text a couple hours ago for the "teachers" to get their materials together for the sex ed class. They were doing it, man, they were making it happen. He also gave them the time and the place.

Now, all they needed were the "pupils."

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[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Eww. Meatstick. But John recovers a little faster from that wording than he might've before. He's probably getting desensitized to all this stuff, for better or worse.

"I think I get most of that stuff, yeah. It's just...I mean, I've seen pictures of girls together." Blush, shuffle feet. "But I guess I don't see what they like about it? And same with guys, I mean, don't you need..."

He laces his fingers together. "Girls and guys fit together, I don't know."

[coolstriderbro.livejournal.com]

Well, at least he wasn't a completely hopeless case. Still, Bro figures he's got a way to go just yet.

"Biggest mistake you're making, that sex is all about slotting the key in the lock. I mean sure, that's a big part of it but it ain't the whole show. Whole lot of other stuff you can get up to - or get off to. That bit's the important bit when it comes to girls who've sworn off the dick. That and if penetration's really an issue, if fingers can't do the talking, plenty of toys out there to fill the void."

Literally. But wait, he hasn't finished yet.

"As for two guys, well, that's just a matter of same key, different lock."

And now he'll give that a moment to sink in, see if it clicks.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

John stares for a while, trying to process everything. It makes sense, sure. Of course it does. Puck tried to explain it, after all.

John may have zoned out for that though.

But now he's finally manning up and concentrating. No more running away. Stop that, brain!

Think.

Think!

"...Oh."

[coolstriderbro.livejournal.com]

"Oh?"

That's all Bro's giving. It's an unspoken prompt for an explanation of that oh, because the last thing any of them needs is for John to have got the completely wrong end of the handle.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

"As in, 'Oh, I get it.'"

John knows that's not what Bro wants, though. He ducks his head, fingers gripping his knees tightly.

"...I don't wanna say it out loud."

[coolstriderbro.livejournal.com]

"Only need it loud enough that I can hear it. You wanna whisper it to me, that's okay."

He doesn't remember Dave ever being this shy, but then John didn't have the dubious benefit of being raised by Bro. Thus a more delicate approach is needed.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

"They use their butt?"

He hopes that's loud enough because that was hard.

[coolstriderbro.livejournal.com]

"Got it in one, kid. You're quicker than I thought you were gonna be, I'll give you that."

Since the way Dave had sold it, Bro was convinced they'd still be on the "why girls and boys are different" page at this point.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

"I'm not stupid...I just don't listen very well, I guess."

Okay, that wasn't a good comeback.

[coolstriderbro.livejournal.com]

And Bro knows it. Still, he just shrugs.

"Didn't have anything but Dave's word to go on. Might wanna take it up with him."

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

"Yeah..."

John looks down, suddenly a little peeved. Dave really told a lot of people about this, didn't he? God, that was so embarrassing! What a jerk!

...Who wanted to help him.

Uh.

"I can't tell if I'm mad at him for all this or not."

[coolstriderbro.livejournal.com]

Bro shrugs. "Well, I can't tell you how to feel but he only did it to help you. Don't let it come between you, is all."

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

"Yeah..." John glances over at Dave, and like always he can't tell if Dave's looking back. Stupid shades. "You're right."

[coolstriderbro.livejournal.com]

"Always am. Goes with being a Strider."

He's smirking, but his tone's light.

"Anything else before we call time?"

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

"Um, no. I think next time I'll just...ask instead of assuming anything." John laughs, scratching his neck awkwardly. "I mean, I guess I know who the experts are now."

[coolstriderbro.livejournal.com]

"Good plan. Know what they say about assume, don't you? And little bro pretty much found you the best people you could hope for. It's like sex ed's the hottest shit nightclub and you got a VIP ticket to a private session."