Feel the Magic Rise

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Who: Dave Strider, Bro Strider, John Egbert, Santana Lopez, Dean Winchester, Puck, maybe a wild Baby Penguin Kurt Hummel
Where: Tearoom
When: Tuesday, October 25th
Rating: T for sexual explanations and language
Summary: Sex Education 101 is now beginning!
The Story: Dave just sent out a text a couple hours ago for the "teachers" to get their materials together for the sex ed class. They were doing it, man, they were making it happen. He also gave them the time and the place.

Now, all they needed were the "pupils."

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THE LURING

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[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

John was reading a book about magic. Yes, he had like fifty at home, and yes, it was fakey fake magic instead of the real kind of magic some people in the mansion could do, but it was still super awesome and not a book he'd read already.

So shut up, geez.

He hovered about a foot above his bed, flipping the pages with little bursts of air.

VIDEO ATTACK!

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

As possibly creepy as it was to have to do with to/for/with a thirteen year old, Santana was all about end results. She couldn't remember if she had ever known where John's room actually was, but she knew the floor at least.

This would be why she is standing in the hallway and leading off with some nice, simple video.

"Hey, Johnny, whatcha doing?"

Re: THE LURING

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

Kurt's not anticipating any visitors. He's just minding his own business, probably planning his outfits for the next few weeks to try and make the unclean feeling he got from that conversation with Dave go away.

So, nope. He's not expecting anyone to come in and forcibly drag him to a possibly mind-scarring sex-ed seminar. As far as he's concerned, that conversation is permanently over.

He has better things to worry about anyway. Like these outfits. They're amazing.

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

Dave, luckily, remembered where Kurt's room was from the Single Ladies episode. So, he made his way all the way there and knocked on his door.

"Yo, Hummel. It's Dave."

THE TEACHING

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{OOC: Teachers will make separate threads for themselves! The kids will then ask questions or you can just launch into a discussion or whatever and THEN the questions begin. W/e floats your boat. ♥}

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

Only the True Master can teach the undisciplined pupil. Learning is an art form, as is forcing knowledge into a kid's brain for the good of mankind.

Dean Winchester waits, like every good sensei, in the tea room - a ninja seconds away from catching a fly with a set of chopsticks, or some equally-epic feat of magnificent skill.

Wax on, wax off, young grasshoppah.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Having been manhandled or whatever it end(s? ed?) up being, John is sat down in a chair, bright red and shaking slightly.

This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to him.

And now he's in a room full of cool people (Bro, Dave, Dean, Santana) who are going to ensure it gets worse before it gets better, if it gets better, which he's assuming it will not. He's probably going to die here.

Of embarrassment.

So for now he's just going to pull his hood over his head and hide his face, too ashamed to say anything or look at anyone for the time being.

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

There is no way he's asking Dean anything. He would rather dig his own grave and lie there until the elements got him, and then he would never have to listen to anyone talk about sex in a conversation like this ever again.

Really though, it's might be even more awkward that he's staring at the door, trying to decide when a good opportunity to run far, far away is. This is mortifying, especially in front of Dean and oh my god he can't even look at him.

"Can I just leave? Please? I really can't do this."

It's useless though. He's asked various people at last a dozen times now and he's only been there about fifteen minutes or so.

Re: THE TEACHING

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

If there's anything Puck's good at, it's having sex. And as such, he sees himself as being more than qualified to teach sex ed.

So that's why he's here, waiting for whoever his pupil will be. He was born for this moment.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Having gotten coaxed out of his near-catatonic state by Dean, John takes an opportunity when not everyone is listening to sneak over to Puck and, before he's lost the nerve, ask a question:

"Do you like guys and girls? I mean, are you bisexual?"

Re: THE TEACHING

[thisisherson.livejournal.com]

Wow, it's like whoever organized this made sure that every single person that Kurt would never want to talk about sex ed with showed up as an instructor. He's pretty sure that Puck isn't exactly the authority on advice Kurt would need, and he's certainly not about to ask for it.

"Why are you even here?" he asks. "And why on earth would anyone ever think that forcing me to have a chat with you about...about this would be a good idea?"

Yes. This is stupid. So stupid that Puck should be all "Yeah man, I don't really wanna talk about all the gayness and the buttsexing and shit I wish I had a dumpster to toss you in so we don't have to have this talk." Granted, that's not really how Puck is anymore, but Kurt is pretty sure he would rather be in a dumpster than be in this room right now.

Re: THE TEACHING

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Santana, in her shortest of shorts, sits on a table, crosses her legs and leans back on her hands. In case it isn't obvious, she looks pretty hot right now.

"I notice I'm the only girl here, so. Hit me with all your questions. You too, Hummel, 'cause I know you're still clueless about doing stuff that girls do, too."

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

John knows he should ask something. It's an opportunity he might not get again.

But it's the girl he wants to touch and stuff and he is pretty sure she's wearing these clothes just to get a rise out of someone and God he does not want anything to rise right now.

So, in his panic, he blurts out the first thing he can think of:

"Do you like touching your own boobs?"

Fucking fuck what.

Re: THE TEACHING

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Kurt goes wide-eyed when Santana addresses him directly, but he tries to recover.

"...I don't know what you're talking about," he says quickly.

Denial is clearly the best option, since he's being forced to stay here and sit through this whole uncomfortable class. Maybe if he's as uncooperative as possible, she'll give up.

...Wait, no. This is Santana. That won't happen. Curses!

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In true Strider fashion, Bro's late to arrive - by which, he arrives exactly when he intends to. Lil Cal's chilling not too far away and he's also set up some smuppets in some...interesting positions.

Now all he needs is his victim student.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

John can't help but look anywhere else when he notices Bro's smuppets. Seriously, was that really necessary?

Still, he appreciates his showing up. It's nice of him. Or at least he hopes it is.

"So...guess you've done this before, huh?"

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As soon as Kurt sees the smuppets, he shuts his eyes. And doesn't open them again. He never wants to see them again, but if this goes like the rest of this day has, he won't be given any other options.

"Is this class over yet?" he whines to whoever will listen.

THE AFTERMATH

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Re: THE AFTERMATH

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Look who's lounging around after all the sex ed stuff has finished and is winding down. Yup, it's Puck. He feels satisfied by what he's just done, and considers it an accomplishment that John didn't book it for the door the minute he started talking about oral sex.

But yeah, sex ed is over, though Puck doesn't feel like leaving yet. He figures he might as well hang out and chill for awhile.

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Dave walked over after it was all said and done. He was actually very pleased with how it turned out, especially when John started to actually get comfortable with it.

"That went better than I thought," he commented casually as he sat down.

Re: THE AFTERMATH

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Saunter saunter saunter. Santana sits right next to Puck.

"I think it went well. Nice job, Puckerman."

Re: THE AFTERMATH

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Once class is dismissed, Santana will just sit where she is on the table for a bit longer. She's not in any real hurry, unlike poor terrified Kurt, after all.

The point is, if anyone would like to congratulate her on her teaching skills, she's there and ready.

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

Dave was actually very impressed by how she handled it. Not to mention that was five star entertainment right there.

"Man, you had Egbert in a stutterin' mess," he commented mildly as he took a seat.

Re: THE AFTERMATH

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Once everything's over, John's a little emotionally drained. And yet, he still kind of feels like crying.

Perpetual humiliation can do that to you, apparently.

So, in an effort to regain his composure, John is sitting in a corner for a while, legs pulled into his chest and staring off into space.

He sincerely hopes some of the stuff they said was just teasing...