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◇ I'm Croaking Up Over Here
Who: Remus Lupin, James Potter, And Anyone Else
Where: One of the Hallways of the mansion.
When: Dec. 2nd
Rating: The Thread rated C for Chocolate Frogs (No seriously though, this is a harmless thread)
Summary: Remus discovers you can, in fact, get chocolate frogs from the Closets.
The Story:
It was completely innocent at first. Remus and James had been trying to charm their own chocolate frogs for a while, with... mixed results.
Asking about them is a dangerous endeavor, and the answers include a lot of knowing inside grins at jokes and horror stories they could tell about it. But long story short, it just isn't that easy to give chocolate the hopping capabilities of a frog. Not to mention neither James or Remus were apparently quite talented enough, artistically, to make a proper frog. So when and if the did hop, they did so off balance and looked more than a little unwieldy.
Still, they tried. Points for Effort. Remus wasn't ready to give up quite yet, but all the false chocolate frogs left him craving a real one.
That was where the innocent fun became this full scale chaos. A pile of chocolate frog boxes stacked haphazardly in a mountain at one end of the hall, while chocolate frogs with numbers etched in their backs are set loose on the floor.
That's right. Chocolate Frog Racing. The way only marauders could organize it.
At the moment, Remus is a little busy trying to hold his sides in as the frogs go every direction but the simple straight one they were intended to. Good luck if you were turning down the hall or coming out of a doorway. You just might end up with a chocolate frog or two on you.
Where: One of the Hallways of the mansion.
When: Dec. 2nd
Rating: The Thread rated C for Chocolate Frogs (No seriously though, this is a harmless thread)
Summary: Remus discovers you can, in fact, get chocolate frogs from the Closets.
The Story:
It was completely innocent at first. Remus and James had been trying to charm their own chocolate frogs for a while, with... mixed results.
Asking about them is a dangerous endeavor, and the answers include a lot of knowing inside grins at jokes and horror stories they could tell about it. But long story short, it just isn't that easy to give chocolate the hopping capabilities of a frog. Not to mention neither James or Remus were apparently quite talented enough, artistically, to make a proper frog. So when and if the did hop, they did so off balance and looked more than a little unwieldy.
Still, they tried. Points for Effort. Remus wasn't ready to give up quite yet, but all the false chocolate frogs left him craving a real one.
That was where the innocent fun became this full scale chaos. A pile of chocolate frog boxes stacked haphazardly in a mountain at one end of the hall, while chocolate frogs with numbers etched in their backs are set loose on the floor.
That's right. Chocolate Frog Racing. The way only marauders could organize it.
At the moment, Remus is a little busy trying to hold his sides in as the frogs go every direction but the simple straight one they were intended to. Good luck if you were turning down the hall or coming out of a doorway. You just might end up with a chocolate frog or two on you.
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"It's probably easier to win a battle royale by accident than it is to win a race by accident."
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Remus just shakes his head and tosses his arms up in defeat.
"Sooner or later they're all going to stop jumping. I wonder if we could find a way to attach tiny jousting sticks to them..."
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This is going to a slightly disturbing but very delicious place - if the frogs hop around and successfully joust each other, they'll be impaled on more candy. It's a perfect plan.
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"How fast do you think we can get candy sticks?"
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Remus grinned. He thought he could see where this was going, and it was going to a brilliant place.
"James? Do the honors, will you, Mate? I think it might put me on candy watch, soon."
With the amount of things Remus got out of the closets, it wouldn't surprise him. He was a wizard, and wizards didn't often see a problem in magic closets. Why not? If it was there and so far there didn't seem to be terrible consequences, Remus would continue to abuse it.