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entrancelogs2013-12-13 04:43 pm
thepointisdolphins) wrote in entrancelogs2013-12-13 04:43 pm
Entry tags:
- axis powers hetalia: america,
- bioshock: elizabeth,
- breaking bad: jesse pinkman,
- dead like me: george lass,
- doctor who: amy pond,
- doctor who: martha jones,
- fullmetal alchemist: alphonse elric,
- fullmetal alchemist: edward elric,
- fullmetal alchemist: greed,
- glee: santana lopez,
- good omens: aziraphale,
- good omens: crowley,
- heroes: peter petrelli,
- homestuck: john egbert,
- penumbra: philip,
- supernatural: adam milligan,
- supernatural: crowley,
- supernatural: ellen harvelle,
- supernatural: gabriel,
- supernatural: meg masters,
- supernatural: sam winchester,
- teen wolf: lydia martin,
- teen wolf: stiles stilinski,
- the hunger games: katniss everdeen,
- the three musketeers: buckingham,
- the three musketeers: d'artagnan,
- the walking dead: daryl dixon
MISTLETOE
Who: E V E R Y O N E
Where: E V E R Y W H E R E
When: Basically the whole latter half of December
Rating: Lulz, but for real probably no worse than PG-13
Summary: Cursed mistletoe
You'd think that, being a demon, Crowley would hate Christmas; all that religiosity, right? Hell no. Crowley freaking loves Christmas. It's basically the most commercialized holiday in the whole world. There's Black Friday, which brings out the absolute glorious worst in humanity, there's the shops and the sales and all the people who pay attention to the poor and homeless for a grand total of like three days, and there's the stress. It's seriously the most wonderful time of the year.
Still, the one thing that always bugs him is all the freaking decorations. I mean, it's great when people are literally causing town-wide blackouts due to plugging in too many damn lights, but in general all the glitzy, sparkly, cheery crap makes him downright nauseous. So when the mansion decides to go hog-wild and decorate itself like some kind of holly-bedazzled freak, initially he just ducks back into his room and gets a bit drunk.
Then he gets an idea.
A few choice words and a bit of miracling later, about half of the mistletoe in the mansion has been altered. All of it looks perfectly innocuous, but some of it has grown some pretty sharp teeth and will try to bite anyone who dares not to kiss beneath it. And some of it, gosh, doesn't it just smell so nice? Doesn't it just, wow, make you want to kiss that total stranger so bad right now? Wow. Such kiss. Much giggle.
His work done, Crowley goes off and chills somewhere to watch the show. Let the games begin, Wonderland, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
Treat this as a party post and go nuts :3
Where: E V E R Y W H E R E
When: Basically the whole latter half of December
Rating: Lulz, but for real probably no worse than PG-13
Summary: Cursed mistletoe
You'd think that, being a demon, Crowley would hate Christmas; all that religiosity, right? Hell no. Crowley freaking loves Christmas. It's basically the most commercialized holiday in the whole world. There's Black Friday, which brings out the absolute glorious worst in humanity, there's the shops and the sales and all the people who pay attention to the poor and homeless for a grand total of like three days, and there's the stress. It's seriously the most wonderful time of the year.
Still, the one thing that always bugs him is all the freaking decorations. I mean, it's great when people are literally causing town-wide blackouts due to plugging in too many damn lights, but in general all the glitzy, sparkly, cheery crap makes him downright nauseous. So when the mansion decides to go hog-wild and decorate itself like some kind of holly-bedazzled freak, initially he just ducks back into his room and gets a bit drunk.
Then he gets an idea.
A few choice words and a bit of miracling later, about half of the mistletoe in the mansion has been altered. All of it looks perfectly innocuous, but some of it has grown some pretty sharp teeth and will try to bite anyone who dares not to kiss beneath it. And some of it, gosh, doesn't it just smell so nice? Doesn't it just, wow, make you want to kiss that total stranger so bad right now? Wow. Such kiss. Much giggle.
His work done, Crowley goes off and chills somewhere to watch the show. Let the games begin, Wonderland, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
Treat this as a party post and go nuts :3