- let it go, let it go -

[dissemble]

Who: Lucifer and you.
Where: Out and about.
When: When and ever.
Rating: Currently for everyone! I will update this as require. Be aware that there will be talk of Lucifer encouraging people to do terrible things.
Summary: Lucifer craves- the downfall of humanity, among other things.
The Story:

[If there were ever a time when Lucifer would have rolled his eyes and given up tolerating this sad excuse for a world, it would have been now. Wonderland was small, comparatively speaking, and while he had heard all damage was quickly mended, it might feel nice to set all life dying in a solid block of ice.

But for one thing- Michael.

Instead, Lucifer turned to the other inhabitants. Browsing through their thoughts to see if there were any desires he could encourage to the point of self-destruction. Not as satisfying, but less likely to bring his brother's wrath down upon himself.

His desires regarding Michael were another thing entirely- and not something he necessarily wanted to contemplate here.]

[ooc: If your character needs a push to follow their darker desires, Lucifer can find them and gently encourage them that way. 8D]

Comments

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I'm doing well. Enjoying the break from the cage, and catching up with old friends. You know how it is.

[Is he walking towards you? He's walking towards you.]

How's Earth?

[goesdown]

Constantly in peril.

[ It's a shockingly honest answer from a shockingly honest demon. He manages to not tell Lucifer that it's always an angel's fault, but just barely. ]

[dissemble]

[Amused] Is it Castiel this time, or the Winchesters?

[goesdown]

You know it could be someone else.

[ It Could be, but it's not. ]

[dissemble]

The only other person I'd think to sugggest would be you.

[goesdown]

Please. I've only ever picked up the messes of others. What have I done to endanger the world other than save it from you?

[dissemble]

The world never needed saving from me.

[He stops, a foot away from Crowley. Close enough to reach out of grab him, should he wish to.]

[goesdown]

So you weren't going to throw down with Michael and destroy all life on the planet? That seemed to be your plan at the time, but maybe I misread the situation.

[ He turns his chin up, refusing to cower, even if he very likely should. ]

[dissemble]

You should have listened more carefully. It wasn't all life I was going to end.

Just all human life.

[Cowering will not help him at this point.]

[goesdown]

And ours. How stupid do you think I am?

[ He snaps back at Lucifer without really thinking, but he's not so sure he wants an answer to that question. ]

[dissemble]

You didn't become king of the crossroad demons for nothing.

[King of Hell is such a ridiculous title that Lucifer refuses to aknowledge it.]

Don't throw that away.

[goesdown]

[ Crowley rolls his eyes. Maybe it's not the best reaction, but it's pure instinct at this point. ]

I've already moved on to bigger and better. Besides, you've got no say in it. You're stuck in your little birdcage back home.