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[personal profile] cowhouse 2014-07-03 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It's cool to get a break, I guess. [He looks out at the water.] ...Have you seen the sea monster yet?

[The one the noob brochure thing talks about, the thing that supposedly grabs you if you try to escape by boat or swimming or whatever.

What? It's like Wonderland's own urban legend. He totally digs that sort of crap.]
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[personal profile] intelligently 2014-07-06 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
( Have a little bit of staring in disbelief, Jesse )

A sea monster? ( Nope. She doesn't believe that or want to ) Have you?
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[personal profile] cowhouse 2014-07-07 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[NO WAIT HEAR HIM OUT BEFORE YOU JUDGE HIM, LYDIA. It was in the pamphlet and the pamphlet is sacred.]

No, but supposedly it just sorta hangs out out there and grabs people who try to swim away.

[Because that's totally all sea monsters have to do, right? It's not like they have office jobs or kids to watch or homework, or whatever.]

...I don't know why anybody would try to swim their way outta here, but no one asked me, so...
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[personal profile] intelligently 2014-07-09 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
( Too late already judging sorry )

Well until you can show me it I'm not sure there is one.

( It's a stupid sounding supernatural thing. It's like the loch ness monster gosh )
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[personal profile] cowhouse 2014-07-09 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jesse smirks.]

Yeah? So how's about I go out there right now and find it?

[He moves to push himself up. He's totally gonna do it. He's got your honor covered, Nessie.]
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[personal profile] intelligently 2014-07-12 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
You seriously believe tha there's a sea monster out there?

( Still sounding ridiculous )
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[personal profile] cowhouse 2014-07-14 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
What? They got one in Scotland or whatever, there are pictures and everything.

[Yeah, he watches Ancient Aliens too, don't judge him.]

And this place is like fifty times weirder than Scotland. At least.

[Jesse Pinkman: Scotland expert extraordinaire...]
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[personal profile] intelligently 2014-07-14 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
That is crazy. There isn't one in Scotland. It's stories and good photoshop.

( Or bad photoshop as it didn't look all that real )
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[personal profile] cowhouse 2014-07-15 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
No way, man. Some of those are totally legit.

[Animal X told him so, okay? You can't argue with Animal X.]

I mean come on, we have dragons here... Maybe the sea monster got dragged here too and just decided to hang out at the beach forever. It could happen.
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[personal profile] intelligently 2014-07-15 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
There are also closets that give you practically everything which they shouldn't be able to. It doesn't mean the Loch Ness Monster exists.

( Because please there's crazy and there's crazy )
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[personal profile] cowhouse 2014-07-15 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jesse snorts. This feels like a challenge, now.]

Well now I gotta find it. [Makes a show of peering out over the water again, contemplative.] ...But if I don't make it back you gotta take care of the little dude. I'm putting it in my will.

[His smile starts to fade a bit when he realizes what he's just said- the whole dying thing, and all- but he covers that up quickly enough by standing and brushing his hands off on the front of his shorts.]

You think they'll let me put a photo up in the gallery?
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[personal profile] intelligently 2014-07-17 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You still didn't give it a name?

( Because yep, she still knows who he means by 'little dude'. Gosh, Jesse. Hamsters need names )

It wouldn't exactly be great art, but probably. They seem desperate for anything.
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[personal profile] cowhouse 2014-07-17 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh? Oh, yeah-- It's Dude.

[He's so good at naming things, you have no idea.]

And yo-- It'd be awesome art. Like, way modern.

[Macaroni art levels of modern, but still modern.]
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[personal profile] intelligently 2014-07-18 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You named the hamster Dude?

( Jesse, you officially suck at naming things, even if the hamster doesn't know or care )

I think they'll have seen other pictures before.
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[personal profile] cowhouse 2014-07-18 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably. Mine'll be way better, though. I'm gonna make it happen.

[He laughs.]

...Come on, you were gonna kick his fuzzy little ass out altogether. Pretty sure he'll forgive my crap naming skills in exchange for some wood chips to sleep on.
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[personal profile] intelligently 2014-07-20 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure the hamster doesn't care either way.

( Does it ever look at you with loving eyes when you call it Dude? )

And if you want to try it then do it. I'm not betting on you
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[personal profile] cowhouse 2014-07-21 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ouch, yo. See if I leave you anything in my will.

[But he grins.]

Seriously though, it's hot as hell out here, I'm going in. Sea monster can eat me.

[....Jesse no.]
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[personal profile] intelligently 2014-07-23 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
You already left me the hamster.

( Aka thanks but also neener )

Just don't get eaten. I don't need this day spoiling with someone dying.

( She doesn't want to have to scream because you died )
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[personal profile] cowhouse 2014-07-24 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[FFFF, SO HE DID. ...He can still change his mind, though!!

He waves a hand as he hops off toward the water.]


No promises, yo!

[Jesse plz the worst that's gonna happen is that you'll get sunburned or stung by a jellyfish. ...Are there jellyfish in Wonderland??]