alwaysnext: (you're my favourite)

[personal profile] alwaysnext 2014-07-15 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. We'll save it for our third date.

[Maybe they should've saved the dicks for their third date, too, but too late now. Not that Luke's stopped thinking it's funny, unable to suppress his smirk.]

Oh come on! It's funny.
iguanasolution: ([Shrug])

[personal profile] iguanasolution 2014-07-16 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[He snorts.] It's probably funnier if you aren't the one with a dick burnt into your skin. Guess I'll have to go get a top tank or something to hide it.

If you ever wake up and it's happened to you, you will know who did it.
alwaysnext: (super happy fun time)

[personal profile] alwaysnext 2014-07-22 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That’s why I thought ahead.

[He tugs at the hem of his cardigan, looking all kinds of smug beneath his pink shiny face. Smug, and dying of heatstroke.]

Look, don’t bother with any of that! No one here’s even gonna notice.
iguanasolution: ([Close])

[personal profile] iguanasolution 2014-07-23 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[He raises an eyebrow] Yeah, no, I actually like not toasting up under heavy clothes at the beach.

That can't actually be healthy.