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Who: All of the Prisoners of the Krampus.
Where: Some unground dungeon that definitely wasn't here before all this started.
When: All event
Rating: PG - R, depending on exactly how naughty your characters have been.
Summary: Catch-all log for Krampusjail shenanigans throughout the event! So you were a bad person and got yourself tossed into Krampusjail in the middle of the night - now what?
The Story:

If your character is someone who could be considered “naughty” or “a terrible human being” for whatever reason then they may be visited by the Krampus this Ewaymas. For the first day they will hear chains rattling intermittently throughout the day, and only they (and others the Krampus has targeted) will be able to hear these chains. Then, that night, when they're trying to sleep, the Krampus will come for them in the middle of the night. He will then proceed to smack them around with birch branches and shove them into a woven basket and carry them away. The naughty character in question will find themselves thrown into a dark dungeon (in a place that looks suspiciously like the caves and tunnels of Wonderland, but far enough down that no one can hear them). There are multiple cells though, so they may have some company in Krampusjail. The Krampus will occasionally come by like a horrible jailer to hit them with his birch switch and get them to admit their wrongdoings and atone for them, but otherwise they will be left alone to think about what they've done. For food, they will have water brought to them and small baskets of adorably horrifying bread in the Krampus' likeness. If a character starts to show that they really regret their behavior and that they're really sorry, whether the Krampus is there or not, the door will swing open and they will be released early. If they lie about how sorry they are or they refuse to apologize, they will have to serve their full sentence – which will be three to five days, depending on exactly how naughty they've been.

Since the maximum sentence is five days, put the dates your character will be in Krampusjail in the subject of your top level, so others will know whether their characters will be jailed at the same time or not! If you have questions, please direct them to The Event's FAQ thread. Prose or [Brackets] are more than welcome!

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Why would I? It's so wonderful being my wicked self. I'd say you should try it, but you'd rather be evil, or not evil, or whatever it is you're doing these days.

[Don't mind her, she's just being herself and dissing Regina's entire character arc. ...god, she's never getting out of here, is she?]

[THIS IS YOU, ZELENA.]

Ah yes, here we go again. "I'm so wicked," "wicked always wins," what have you actually done? I'll give you pretending to be Marian, but... that's it. The difference between us isn't evil and wicked, Zelena, it's that nobody is going to remember you.

[Well, after that her thoughts can basically be expressed as something along the lines of FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU. But it's okay, she can be awful about things too.]

Oh, I think there's someone out there who will remember me.

[A few someones actually.]

[If looks could kill.... they'd both be dead. And have been dead for decades.]

I hope you're not counting on your child knowing a thing about you.

[The sweetest, most evil smile you ever did see.]

Because after everything you've done, you won't ever get to see them.

[~~You know, Krampus probably had some beatings to hand out then saw this and decided he'd come back later~~.

And she can do the whole evil smile too because hey, last time she checked, you're still behind sis. ~~...or ahead because flashbacks in later episodes and whatnot~~]

I think the jury's still out on that one. After all, you're all busy with the Dark One, and who knows how that's going to turn out?

[She's betting on horrible up until true love or some other stupid magical deus ex machina.]

Edited 2016-01-14 03:23 (UTC)

[~~Lbr if he saw this they'd never stop being beaten.~~

Regina rolls her eyes and she can't believe she's about to say this, but.]

Emma Swan might be the Dark One but she's still her parents' daughter. Likely the worst thing she'll do is kick a puppy or two.

[It's funny because she's wrong.]

Or petrify one of those annoying dwarves your town seems rather full of.

Sneezy had it coming.

I'm sure he did.

[They're all equally horrible, okay?]

But still, that hardly seems like appropriate behavior for the Savior.

I'm sure even you know by now even the greatest of heroes can do something evil from time to time. And vice versa.

[A beat.]

Not from doing it personally, of course...

[Sneer.]

Of course I wouldn't know personally. Why would I ever do something that isn't wicked?

[..Zelena this is why you're in Krampusjail.]

A change of pace? So you don't end up turning your child against you?

[Because let's be real, if Pistachio does end up being raised by Zelena she's gonna hate her mother so much.]

She won't. Why would she? I'm going to raise her to be wicked, just like her mother. And I'll make sure she never grows up like I did.

[Alone, green, having to talk to Walsh. It's all so horrible.]

[Look you chose to talk to Walsh, you made that bed you can fucking lie in it.]

And it wouldn't be appropriately wicked to turn on the mother who raised you that way?

[#matricidelife

wait i mean

#accidentalmatricidelife]

[Pistachio, no matricide today, go to your room.]

She better not.

[It's a weak comeback, but it's about all she has.]

[Regina's laughing so hard right now you don't even know.

Well I guess you do considering they're right next to each other.]

And there's every chance she could turn out to be evil instead of wicked.

[A beat.]

She could even be good, despite your best efforts.

[She'll think about that for a moment, considering mulling it over while she eats some of that bread, but she doesn't really want to mess with that right now since it's sort of freaky. Might be cursed actually.]

If you're trying to make me worry, it's not going to work.

[Haha, like it's not obvious she's worrying.]

After all, even if it happens, there's no real guarantee she'll stay that way.

[darkswan.jpg]

[Shockingly enough, Regina concedes that point, but.]

There's no guarantee she'll stay wicked, either.

[evilqueen.jpg.

There's a pause, as Regina debates what she's about to ask.]

You actually want to be a mother, don't you?

Is that really so surprising?

[Okay, yes, it probably is.]

[see icon.]

I would think of you all people would understand. Maybe not the way I went about it...

[Wow, she just had to go there.]

But the desire to have someone that's yours. Yours to care for and raise, a chance to give them the life you never had.

Edited 2016-01-27 04:25 (UTC)

[Her eye twitches, but she's not going to give Zelena the reaction she wants.]

I never said I didn't understand. [Because yeah, she does.] But you hardly seem the type to settle down and raise a child.

[True, Regina didn't either, but she always had a soft spot for children. Even filthy children like Hansel & Gretel.]

And if you think for a second we'll let you take Robin's child away from him...

I'm sure some of your subjects would've said you didn't seem like the type either.

[Look, she's just saying, soft spot for children aside, she's pretty sure some of those forest dwellers would've thought she used children for curses or something instead of being nice to them.]

And I don't expect anyone to let me do anything. When has that ever been my life?

[No, she knows she has to take what she wants rather than expect people to just hand her things.]

My subjects would have said what I told them to say.

[She might be a Hero but a good person she is not.]

Do you really think you can raise a baby, alone, in a land without electricity?

[That's the important thing here, okay.]

Everyone else seems to have managed just fine, some of them anyway, so there's no reason to think I won't.

[Other than the fact that she's Zelena, of course.]

Edited 2016-02-16 00:28 (UTC)

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