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[ en ] tranceway . m . o . d . s. ([personal profile] vitaelamorte) wrote in [community profile] entrancelogs2015-12-12 02:37 pm

Krampusjail Pajama Party | OPEN

Who: All of the Prisoners of the Krampus.
Where: Some unground dungeon that definitely wasn't here before all this started.
When: All event
Rating: PG - R, depending on exactly how naughty your characters have been.
Summary: Catch-all log for Krampusjail shenanigans throughout the event! So you were a bad person and got yourself tossed into Krampusjail in the middle of the night - now what?
The Story:

If your character is someone who could be considered “naughty” or “a terrible human being” for whatever reason then they may be visited by the Krampus this Ewaymas. For the first day they will hear chains rattling intermittently throughout the day, and only they (and others the Krampus has targeted) will be able to hear these chains. Then, that night, when they're trying to sleep, the Krampus will come for them in the middle of the night. He will then proceed to smack them around with birch branches and shove them into a woven basket and carry them away. The naughty character in question will find themselves thrown into a dark dungeon (in a place that looks suspiciously like the caves and tunnels of Wonderland, but far enough down that no one can hear them). There are multiple cells though, so they may have some company in Krampusjail. The Krampus will occasionally come by like a horrible jailer to hit them with his birch switch and get them to admit their wrongdoings and atone for them, but otherwise they will be left alone to think about what they've done. For food, they will have water brought to them and small baskets of adorably horrifying bread in the Krampus' likeness. If a character starts to show that they really regret their behavior and that they're really sorry, whether the Krampus is there or not, the door will swing open and they will be released early. If they lie about how sorry they are or they refuse to apologize, they will have to serve their full sentence – which will be three to five days, depending on exactly how naughty they've been.

Since the maximum sentence is five days, put the dates your character will be in Krampusjail in the subject of your top level, so others will know whether their characters will be jailed at the same time or not! If you have questions, please direct them to The Event's FAQ thread. Prose or [Brackets] are more than welcome!
charlastan: Satin in a Coffin - Modest Mouse (Well now the blow's been softened)

[personal profile] charlastan 2016-01-14 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Sure it's a word! It's when you embezzle money you've burgled - burglebezzlement! I oughta know, since I invented it.

[Or at least he invested the word.]

And of course they're crimes! I'm not gonna sit here and list questionable things I've done that I couldn't get arrested for - we'd be here a thousand years!
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[personal profile] eatyourdirt 2016-01-20 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Great. You're a terrible person. Did you make that up just because you wanted a longer rap sheet?
charlastan: The Perfect Crime #1 - The Decemberists (The perfect crime)

[personal profile] charlastan 2016-01-22 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Pfft. No. There just wasn't a good word for it, so I made one up. Besides, it's not the longest rap sheet that matters - it's the most creative one!

[You keep telling yourself that, Stan.]
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[personal profile] eatyourdirt 2016-01-25 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
And why would you teach a bear to drive? Can bears even fit in cars?
charlastan: Money (That's What I Want) - Barrett Strong (But what it don't get I can't use)

[personal profile] charlastan 2016-01-25 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
If you're determined enough, you can fit anything in a car!
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[personal profile] eatyourdirt 2016-01-29 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose I should have said can you even fit a bear in a car without it biting your head off.
charlastan: Bulletproof Heart - My Chemical Romance (You ain't gonna be the one left standing)

[personal profile] charlastan 2016-02-01 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, obviously. Pretty sure you'd've noticed ages ago if I didn't have a head.

[Because clearly he survived that crime with his head perfectly in tact, thank you very much.]
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[personal profile] eatyourdirt 2016-02-04 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The lack of a brain is pretty noticeable, I'll admit.
charlastan: Bulletproof Heart - My Chemical Romance (Want to give yourself up)

[personal profile] charlastan 2016-02-09 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hmph. You're just jealous you couldn't figure out a way someone could do it!

[Is she though? Is she really?]