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[ en ] tranceway . m . o . d . s. ([personal profile] vitaelamorte) wrote in [community profile] entrancelogs2015-12-12 02:37 pm

Krampusjail Pajama Party | OPEN

Who: All of the Prisoners of the Krampus.
Where: Some unground dungeon that definitely wasn't here before all this started.
When: All event
Rating: PG - R, depending on exactly how naughty your characters have been.
Summary: Catch-all log for Krampusjail shenanigans throughout the event! So you were a bad person and got yourself tossed into Krampusjail in the middle of the night - now what?
The Story:

If your character is someone who could be considered “naughty” or “a terrible human being” for whatever reason then they may be visited by the Krampus this Ewaymas. For the first day they will hear chains rattling intermittently throughout the day, and only they (and others the Krampus has targeted) will be able to hear these chains. Then, that night, when they're trying to sleep, the Krampus will come for them in the middle of the night. He will then proceed to smack them around with birch branches and shove them into a woven basket and carry them away. The naughty character in question will find themselves thrown into a dark dungeon (in a place that looks suspiciously like the caves and tunnels of Wonderland, but far enough down that no one can hear them). There are multiple cells though, so they may have some company in Krampusjail. The Krampus will occasionally come by like a horrible jailer to hit them with his birch switch and get them to admit their wrongdoings and atone for them, but otherwise they will be left alone to think about what they've done. For food, they will have water brought to them and small baskets of adorably horrifying bread in the Krampus' likeness. If a character starts to show that they really regret their behavior and that they're really sorry, whether the Krampus is there or not, the door will swing open and they will be released early. If they lie about how sorry they are or they refuse to apologize, they will have to serve their full sentence – which will be three to five days, depending on exactly how naughty they've been.

Since the maximum sentence is five days, put the dates your character will be in Krampusjail in the subject of your top level, so others will know whether their characters will be jailed at the same time or not! If you have questions, please direct them to The Event's FAQ thread. Prose or [Brackets] are more than welcome!
charlastan: Satin in a Coffin - Modest Mouse (Well everybody's talkin')

[personal profile] charlastan 2016-01-23 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
[The fun kind of upset is anything that isn't this whining. If the reaction just gives him a migraine then it's not fun for anyone, and harassing someone should at least be fun for him.]

So you've got a fifty-fifty shot of being really annoying then. Good to know. Those are pretty lousy odds, kid.
onetruemorty: (I SAID NO ALREADY)

[personal profile] onetruemorty 2016-01-24 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't make the odds. I just do the things that I normally do. Wh-what were you gambling on when you threw stale bread at me in the first place? If you want me to listen to a screenplay or something, go ahead and-- you keep your money off of that horse, guy.

[ He would train until he could backflip into the sun, then backflip into the sun. One-Flip Morty. ]
charlastan: Sold - Dan Mangan (Pack it up and send it home)

[personal profile] charlastan 2016-01-28 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
What? Why the heck is that your first guess?

[It's so weirdly specific and ill-fitting for the situation that it actually throws him for a moment. Congratulations, Morty.]
onetruemorty: (I DEMAND RECOMPENSE)

[personal profile] onetruemorty 2016-01-28 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
Because that's the last thing a random old guy in a creepy dimension wanted! A-and it was terrible! You know? It was sloppy! I tried being polite, and then when he begged for criticism, he tried to kick us out! A-a-a-and I'm not doing that again!

[ Weirdly specific and ill-fitting is his life's unfortunate calling. ]
charlastan: The Perfect Crime #1 - The Decemberists (Then a French fuck in county jail)

[personal profile] charlastan 2016-02-01 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh. That does sound terrible.

[Stan wouldn't have even tried to be polite, honestly. He would have just booed the thing from the beginning.]

Heh. Y'know what though? You oughta see if that Krampus guy's got a crummy screenplay next time he comes around. Then we can all tell him how awful it is, and we'll get the heck outta here!
onetruemorty: (i wish i was in doctor who)

[personal profile] onetruemorty 2016-02-04 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Straight booing probably would have been the better decision with as much of a mess as it turned into, honestly.

And in this case... maybe it would be more acceptable to listen to a crummy screenplay than to die in jail. ]


I'll be honest, you know? I-I dunno what that would say about all of us as muses for writers or demon goat bakers or anything, but I could live with that.
charlastan: Satin in a Coffin - Modest Mouse (Since we are our own damn coffins)

[personal profile] charlastan 2016-02-08 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Great! Now quit your whinin' so you can save it all for when the Krampus gets back. It'll prolly better your odds of actually gettin' outta here.

[That and it'll give Stan less of a headache. ...Mostly that, honestly.]
Edited 2016-02-08 18:44 (UTC)
onetruemorty: (but DAMN if i'm not k-9)

[personal profile] onetruemorty 2016-02-09 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This is infuriating. Not so much because an old guy is telling him to stop whining even though they're in a demon prison. With Stan not actively throwing bread at him, it's actually starting to feel kind of par for the course. In the future, he guesses he should just hold all old people to the Rick standard to avoid being unpleasantly surprised when they don't meet regular human standards. He's already mostly numb to Rick standards.

No, what's infuriating is that he can't think of a snappy comeback. Story of his life. ]


Yeah, w-well you brush up on... on yours, pal. I mean. If you've gotta make your glasses into a shiv in case it doesn't work, then do it, you know? I-I-I'm sure my grandpa hasn't tried it yet.

[ Mostly because Rick doesn't even have glasses. But also because he's putting a lot of his bets on hallucinogenic mold right now. ]