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You want me to what? BE QUIET? | Open
Who: Alistair (fatherlesskind) and YOU
Where: All around Wonderland
When: February 12th
Rating: PG-13 to be safe
Summary: Without so much as a pillow fight to be seen, Alistair has to amuse himself somehow. In a very regal, solemn manner, naturally.
The Story:
A - The woods
From somewhere within the woods this morning comes the unmistakable rattle and crash of metal and wood meeting with force, punctuated by the occasional wordless shout of exertion.
Should anyone go looking for the source, the sounds will lead them to a decent sized clearing among the trees. There, a towering figure in full medieval plate armour batters away with sword and shield at a training dummy, heedless of how much noise he's making or if there's anyone else around to be bothered by it. Both shield and breastplate bear a heraldic griffon, the symbol of the Grey Wardens for those who might recognise it, and those who don't might well remember the large, cheerful man often seen wandering around Wonderland with a similar sword at his hip.
He's so intent on vanquishing his imaginary foe that should anyone approach him his first response will be to turn on them, weapons raised in anticipation of an attack. He lowers both a moment later with a chagrined look. "Sorry. I was- Sorry."
B - The grounds
There's still snow outside.
There's snow outside and, for the moment, no trouble or monsters or anything. No pressing need to be somewhere else or to avoid notice or to maintain appearances or anything.
So later in the day Alistair can be seen disappearing outside to find himself a secluded corner somewhere.
An hour or so later the assault begins. Anyone walking the grounds outside the mansion may find themselves under attack. A snowball to the face or back accompanied by a gleeful shout from the one responsible. He's far from stealthy, dressed in dark colours that stand out against the backdrop of white and feet crunching through the snow as he attempts to sneak up on his victims with an armful of missiles. But he has a good arm and those snowballs can travel a long way. Stand and fight or make a run for it, either way he's not about to let up.
C - The library
[In an unusual turn-up, Alistair is in the library. Reading a book. (Yes, shut up, he knows how to read. And no, the tiny letters don't strain him, thank you.)
He's curled up in a chair, sword on the ground beside him, utterly engrossed in the book he'd found whilst poking around. The cover depicts a red-haired woman in armour, surrounded by foes and wielding a sword and shield. Rather appropriately as the book itself is titled 'Swords & Shields' by one Varric Tethras.
As he reads a bright red flush crawls up his cheeks and he hunches further and further over the open book as if trying to hide it from view. He's so caught up in it he doesn't even notice if there's anyone else in the library.
Turning a page he pauses, eyes going wide.]
Oh. Wow.
D - Other
[Choose your own prompt. Alistair can be found anywhere around Wonderland poking his nose into things and talking a lot.]
[OOC: Prose or brackets, take your pick and I'll match.]
fatherlesskind) and YOUWhere: All around Wonderland
When: February 12th
Rating: PG-13 to be safe
Summary: Without so much as a pillow fight to be seen, Alistair has to amuse himself somehow. In a very regal, solemn manner, naturally.
The Story:
A - The woods
From somewhere within the woods this morning comes the unmistakable rattle and crash of metal and wood meeting with force, punctuated by the occasional wordless shout of exertion.
Should anyone go looking for the source, the sounds will lead them to a decent sized clearing among the trees. There, a towering figure in full medieval plate armour batters away with sword and shield at a training dummy, heedless of how much noise he's making or if there's anyone else around to be bothered by it. Both shield and breastplate bear a heraldic griffon, the symbol of the Grey Wardens for those who might recognise it, and those who don't might well remember the large, cheerful man often seen wandering around Wonderland with a similar sword at his hip.
He's so intent on vanquishing his imaginary foe that should anyone approach him his first response will be to turn on them, weapons raised in anticipation of an attack. He lowers both a moment later with a chagrined look. "Sorry. I was- Sorry."
B - The grounds
There's still snow outside.
There's snow outside and, for the moment, no trouble or monsters or anything. No pressing need to be somewhere else or to avoid notice or to maintain appearances or anything.
So later in the day Alistair can be seen disappearing outside to find himself a secluded corner somewhere.
An hour or so later the assault begins. Anyone walking the grounds outside the mansion may find themselves under attack. A snowball to the face or back accompanied by a gleeful shout from the one responsible. He's far from stealthy, dressed in dark colours that stand out against the backdrop of white and feet crunching through the snow as he attempts to sneak up on his victims with an armful of missiles. But he has a good arm and those snowballs can travel a long way. Stand and fight or make a run for it, either way he's not about to let up.
C - The library
[In an unusual turn-up, Alistair is in the library. Reading a book. (Yes, shut up, he knows how to read. And no, the tiny letters don't strain him, thank you.)
He's curled up in a chair, sword on the ground beside him, utterly engrossed in the book he'd found whilst poking around. The cover depicts a red-haired woman in armour, surrounded by foes and wielding a sword and shield. Rather appropriately as the book itself is titled 'Swords & Shields' by one Varric Tethras.
As he reads a bright red flush crawls up his cheeks and he hunches further and further over the open book as if trying to hide it from view. He's so caught up in it he doesn't even notice if there's anyone else in the library.
Turning a page he pauses, eyes going wide.]
Oh. Wow.
D - Other
[Choose your own prompt. Alistair can be found anywhere around Wonderland poking his nose into things and talking a lot.]
[OOC: Prose or brackets, take your pick and I'll match.]
IS IT........
[ And wouldn't that be wonderful, considering all the nice things she's heard about the man? It dissolves Robyn's smile into a rueful little squint, but then she shakes her head and brushes the thought aside. ]
Well, you shouldn't just be restricted to your room. [ She says reasonably. Robyn isn't a fan of being in her room and would rather be outside, for the most part, so she wouldn't expect anyone else to keep to themselves more often that not. In any case, he seems much more at least than he had when she'd arrived (she'll need to figure out what that was about, sometime). ]
... But, if you can tear yourself from Master Tethras' work for a while, I did have something I wanted to show you. [ She adopts another generous smile at the mention of Oren, adding: ] And, no, I've forbidden him from coming into the library after the mess he's made. I make no promises as to what he'll do to you once we step outside, though.
[ Which is where she goes, walking back out and lingering in the doorway to make sure he's decided to follow. ]
....maybe? ....no, not really.
[At least she seems to be coping with the whole issue better than he thinks he would. He can scarcely deal with having an identical twin out there somewhere.]
Something to show me? [Alistair blinks at her in surprise then nods happily.] Sure! It will still be here when I get back. If I bother coming back.
[The book will definitely still be there if he tucks it up as high as he can reach. Just in case. He would kind of like to know what else happens in the story. Just because he started it in the first place and all. That done, he follows Robyn to the doorway, sticking his head out with exaggerated caution and looking around for the hound in question.]
I think I can survive a lone mabari too... Uh. Promise you'll protect me if he starts looking hungry? I did say I'd bring him treats next time and, well, I haven't.
[And who knows if the dog is the type to hold a grudge? He likes his fingers as they are.]
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[ And how she feels is that she isn't going to doubt her own memories anymore, no matter what other people say.
It may also be slightly easier for her because her double isn't romantically involved with a stranger, which... she still feels incredibly guilty over his seeing in her memory. ]
Well, no one will ever be able to read it but you, what with it... all the way up there. [ The Warden hums another faint laugh, raising to the tops of her toes to feign reaching up to nab the tome. ] See? Your book is safe from me.
[ Er, and anyone else. So, the pair begin off and out of the library, toward the stairs. ]
Oh, well, if you've made a promise to him and aren't planning on keeping it... I don't think that anyone can save you. [ She says, seriously, brows raising in a dramatic expression. ] He has very sharp teeth, and terrible breath, and-
[ A few steps up, she freezes in place. ]
Wait- Do you hear that? [ Without much of a poker face, it's much easier to tell that she's only teasing him, but her eyes are still wide in mock-fear even though her lip's curled in a faint smile. ]
He might be closer than you think!
[ Zip! She snaps a hand out and grabs at his arm in a little gesture meant to startle... or, to play at it, anyway. ]
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Oh, come on. I'm sure someone else can reach it.... Just because you need a ladder. [If she's going to make it easy for him like that then she should expect a few jokes at her expense.
Out the door and to stairs and he has no idea where they're going but oh well. It's hardly going to be something awful she wants to show him. Unless there really will be dog breath involved...]
It's not that I wasn't planning on keeping my promise... I just didn't expect to see him today and I try not to carry dog treats around all the time. I might forget myself if I get hungry.
[Freezing in place beside her, Alistair glances around with his best look of concern. He's no better at faking it than she is so they both look pretty ridiculous but who honestly cares?] I- Oh, Maker, no! [At her grab he jerks and throws up his hands with a deliberately girlish yell this time.]
Save me Warden, please! You're the only one who can!
[He throws himself behind her, crouching to try and hide. Which works about as well as expected.
Peeking out he asks in his best quaver-] Am I safe?
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I can't, Warden. [ She snipes, making light of his not using her name as they'd settled on. ] If you make a promise to a mabari, you can never go back on your word. They can hold grudges, and they can be vicious... especially when they're hungry.
[ But, Oren isn't coming, and he never was. She'd seen to that by locking the hound away in her room until she returned. ]
I think so. [ She says seriously, glancing at him over her shoulder. ] He must have gone off for the kitchens. We'd better get moving while you still have both your legs.
[ Robyn pats him encouragingly on the shoulder, which is now closer to her level, and steps around him to continue up the stairs. ]
Does Sten get along with your mabari? [ She questions suddenly, turning to face him, walking backwards up the stairs. She knows that it isn't his, or... assumes that it'll belong to the other Cousland, just the same as hers. ] He and Calen seem to understand each other. Calen- My hound back home, that is.
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If I'm lucky he'll fill up there and I'll get to keep all my bits till tomorrow.
[Following Robyn (see? he remembers!) up the stairs with a grin of his own - that grows wider as she starts walking backwards - he shakes his head. Then stops, nods and explains-]
He's not my mabari- [As guessed, the hound belongs to Aedan - chose him, for whatever reason.] But yes. They seem to get along great. Better than he gets along with the rest of us. Sten I mean, not the mabari. I like that dog. [Better than his master, that's for sure.] ... Was- Is he named for anyone? Calen?
[Given her hound here certainly is. And come to think of it-] If you have a different hound in Ferelden where did Oren come from? Did the crazy mansion just magic one up for you?
[Because one, weird, and two, he's not sure how he feels about a mabari made by a magic, memory-eating, kidnapping mansion. Mabari were supposed to have been created with magic to start with but still.]
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I don't know about that; he has a very big appetite...
[ Watch out, Alistair. Particularly if you've got cheese on your person. ]
Named for King Calenhad, of course. [ Robyn brightens at the question, not at all abashed about her hound's namesake. ] I was enthralled with stories of him as a girl, and... well, to be honest, I still enjoy them. The first king of Ferelden, uniter of the Alamarri tribes! It's all very exciting.
[ She's always been a sucker for good stories, particularly those about their country and its heroes. The Warden is a patriot through and through. ]
It did. [ Robyn admits, with slightly less levity. ] I was feeling a bit- [ "lonely" ] ... lost, when I first got here, and I found him just waiting. In the closet. I know it's strange and that I should be suspicious that he's some kind of spy, but I just can't. He's a mabari, a real one. I know it.
[ Can't Fereldens just tell? Isn't it part of their blood to be able to suss out fake war dogs?
They'd started on the first floor and are making their way up to the stop, so she doesn't stop or slow or give any indication of their destination. Though, she does eventually turn back around and walk at his side to avoid any accidental tumbles. ]
I'm glad to here our qunari friend finds his one, true love in every world. [ Her lip twitches up at another amused smile. ] I always find- found myself wanting to impress him. He's always so serious.
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In other words I'm doomed. [He heaves a melodramatic sigh.] Promise you'll remember me when I'm gone?
[Leliana and Robyn doubtless would have - did - get along well, given how much the bard loved stories too. He can't help but remember that scene of them all around the campfire, listening to her and- Best to stop that right there. They're getting along surprisingly well, given how things started. He doesn't want to ruin it.]
Huh. In the closet. Just like how you get clothes and stuff from there?
[He's never tried for anything living from them but if they could make a mabari and what certainly seemed to be a real one? He had thought the hound had been brought here with her from Ferelden, so close enough to a real one that no one could tell the difference. That's weird. And something he might need to test for himself.]
I think the only way to impress him would be to slay the archdemon in single combat. Even that might not do it. [Impressing him definitely doesn't seem possible for Alistair himself. Sten seems to disapprove of him in general. Kind of like how he disapproves of Morrigan and Zevran and Oghren and just about all of them.] And I wouldn't expect that to make him less serious. If he ever manages to smile I'll eat Oghren's boots.
[That is how certain he is that it will never happen.]
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[ Robyn grins, her tone all light-hearted affection. Her teasing is rarely mean-spirited, so she effortlessly rattles off the little jab, albeit with a small twinge of apology. ]
Exactly like that. [ And she'd been more than a little surprised to open her closet one day to find the full-grown mabari just waiting in there. The Warden smiles fondly, as most Fereldens do when thinking of their beloved war hounds. ] He isn't the same as Calen, of course, but he's a very good dog.
[ When he isn't eating books from the library, that is. ]
Will you be eating his boots before or after you've had both your feet in your mouth? [ And there's the mischievous grin again. They're coming up to the tenth floor, now, so it won't be much loner before they arrive. ] So? Have you considered challenging it to a duel, having the rest of-... the others sit at the sidelines to cheer you on?
[ The qunari actually does refer to her as kadan, though she isn't at all sure how she'd come to gain his approval. Taking the time to travel the country in search of his sword might have had a little to do with it, despite a few other complaints to the contrary (Morrigan). ]
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[Because he should be remembered as he lived.]
I'm going to have to try that now. [Not a mabari but-] Do you think it could make me a real live griffon?
[It could be worth a shot!]
Before. My feet will clear the taste out. [Does she not recall how bad Oghren's feet smell?] If I'm wrong. Which I'm not. I bet his whole face would just crack if he even thought about smiling.
[Conversely, Sten had tried to seize control of the party from the Warden Cousland that Alistair knew during their search for the Sacred Ashes. So perhaps he sees a slightly less friendly side of the qunari than she does, even with the bond between hound and giant.]
Oh sure, I had the whole thing planned out. Just me and the archdemon, one on one for the future of the whole world. But do you know how hard it is to get darkspawn to respond to written invitations? They're very rude. And without knowing how many of them would be coming I couldn't organise a proper feast before and you can't have a bout like that without a feast. [He heaves the sigh of the eternally put-upon.] It was all very disappointing, I cried the entire night away when I realised it wasn't going to happen.
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Maybe she's thinking too much into it. ]
I'm not sure. I think you can only get things that could fit in there; a dog may have been the threshold. [ Still, she smiles sideways at him, nudging him now more lightly than before. ] You still ought to try it.
[ Because a griffon would be amazing, and then they could be proper Grey Wardens. ]
Well, he's just a serious person. He expresses his approval in other ways.
[ One way or another. She hasn't figured the qunari out by any means. ]
Did you? Poor thing. [ Now she's grinning again, delighted and entertained. ] If you like, we can play at the whole thing here so that you have your great and terrible battle. Someone can dress as the Archdemon, we can invite all of Wonderland, host a feast that magically appears in the kitchen. Would that be any better? Though, there still wouldn't be any darkspawn... but, I can't bring myself to be very upset about that.
[ It'll be a bad and unfortunate day in Wonderland when they actually need to start doing the work that their order is meant to do.
Finally, they step out into the tenth floor. Not much later, she leads them just outside the chapel she'd mentioned the month prior. ]
I thought you might want to know where you'll be working, Revered Mother. [ Her smile is still playful, but there's something almost thoughtful about it, as if her mind is more elsewhere than it is in their joking from when she'd originally posed the idea. ] And... mm. I thought it might be nice to have somewhere more quiet to go when things get... a little overwhelming. As they do, here. Not that you would need to- not that I would expect you to come here, I mean, I just thought you might... understand.
[ He's seemed to fit right in, though. She hasn't had trouble connecting with the others, either, but it's been more than a little bit of a struggle to come to terms with no one knowing who she is.
Robyn fiddles briefly with the fabric at her sleeve, still lost in thought. ]
... Anyway, if you ever need to clear your head, I thought you should know that it's here.
[ It occurs to her too late that she could have easily just told him about it, rather than leading him all the way up. ]
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A young one would fit and then I could raise it to be a vicious slayer of darkspawn!
[Yeah, he's totally running right back to his room to try it first chance he gets now. A baby griffon of his very own would make up for just about everything.]
Hmm, I'll consider it. It would have to be someone pretty big to dress as the archdemon though. It has to be an impressive battle, nothing too easy to win or my legend won't be near as... legendary.
[He'll happily do without the darkspawn too. Hopefully for as long as they're here. The people who have said they could show up here could easily be wrong about that one. If they're lucky.
Stepping inside the chapel Alistair looks around, surprise clear on his face. He should be used to how the mansion just doesn't make any kind of sense and is totally impossible by now but that sort of thing can still take a man by surprise. He'd thought she might have just taken an empty room and put some candles and things around but this would be right at home in Ferelden. He could almost pretend he's back there if he doesn't look outside.... He hadn't quite realised how much he misses it.
At her reminder of his role in all this he grins, happy to be distracted from such thoughts, and responds primly-] It will do I suppose. Now, where are my robes? [No, wait, she might actually get some.] ...I like it.
[Turning back to Robyn he pauses at her expression, smile fading as he listens quietly.]
I do understand. Or I think I do. [Stepping closer to her he reaches out before stopping uncertainly, his hand hovering between them.] Even talking to people from home can be too much. [Hearing about what was supposed to happen in the future and who people thought you were supposed to be - both in the literal sense for her and the figurative sense for him. It could get to anyone.] And then there's all the others and they act like things I've never even heard of before are normal and- [He shrugs and looks away, back around the chapel again.]
It's nice to know there's somewhere to get away from it all.
[Whether that be in prayer or something else entirely.]
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[ Zevran, Leliana, Oghren, and Robyn herself are hardly overly-serious, and they whole group is made up of adventurers, to some degree. Seeing places that others have never traveled to... you're going to touch some things that you shouldn't. So, he shouldn't be singled out. ]
Ah, but it won't grow, remember? No one, and nothing, ages in Wonderland.
[ Which is bizarre, of course, but is it more or less strange than the idea of growing older and returning home only to be returned to the age you'd left at?
Imagining a series of Wonderland residents dressed as a dragon and fake-fighting with the other Warden has her laugh again. It isn't particularly difficult to understand, not when there are so many... different people in the mansion with varying levels of sanity. There are also some children, and they would like that sort of thing, wouldn't they? ]
You'll have your legend. [ Robyn flaps a hand at him, thinking of the futures that the others have marked as fact for both herself and Alistair. ] Whether or not you get to play it out here is another story.
[ But, they're only joking, anyhow. Once they've stepped just in the chapel, she quietly notes his expression, the surprise and the grin, which bring a little bit of a flutter to her stomach. "I like it," and the chapel would be completely unaffected by his disapproval, but the fact that he does like it makes her feel strangely comforted. ]
I thought you might want to choose your own robes, Your Reverence. [ She admits a little grin of her own. ] I would never assume your color or size.
[ Ahem. The smile slips a little to a surprised expression of her own when he starts to reach out, and for a fleeting moment, she wants nothing more than to just take his hand, to have that familiar warmth and weight in her own. ... But, she doesn't, because it wouldn't be fair to him, not when she'd promised to think of him as his own person and when he doesn't share the same feelings.
So, adopting a second stab at a smile, she links her fingers behind her back instead. ]
It can be. [ Robyn agrees, nodding. ] Even if it isn't about who I am or aren't, just... hearing about the little things ten years from our time just makes me nervous, somehow. As if there's something we have to work up to, pre-determined, without being able to choose for ourselves.
[ Even though she'd told him that that wasn't the case, since they still have their lives out in front of them no matter what the others said, it's hard to take her own advice. ]
And the others not even from Thedas! The clothing, the technology... the way they speak, even. [ There's an almost wearied giggle. ] Maker, I never thought I could feel so out of place. They seem to know so much more than I do.
[ It's more than a little exhausting. Hence the chapel. ]
The grounds are nice, too, but they can be a little more popular. I'm glad this... worked out.
[ The chapel, she means, of course. Her eyes linger on his face for a moment, thinking, not quite willing to give up their time yet, but: ]
Quite the exciting surprise, I know. [ She speaks up, fairly sheepish. ] But, ah... don't let me keep you. I can imagine you're eager to get back to your book before some other, monstrously tall person comes along and nicks it.
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[Don't get him wrong, he knows he doesn't talk too much. Or have any other problems. But some people don't appreciate that fact as much as others.]
I- Oh.
[So that's a thing then? Pity... Still, it's worth trying. A mabari-sized griffon is still a griffon. And maybe there could be a way to take it home with him somehow so it could grow up properly? Wouldn't that be a sight, the first Warden-griffon team in centuries, facing off against the archdemon... which in this case wouldn't be someone in costume. As much as that would be considerably more fun.]
Well, I suppose that is acceptable. I shall find some at once. [Sadly, if the Warden were to ask him to don robes for her... he's not sure he'd say no. Moving right along then.
Alistair attempts a smile as well, hand dropping back to unconsciously burrow into his pocket and thumb at the rune he still carries.]
I know, it's like nothing we do really matters because the same things are going to happen no matter what. [The Inquisition and whatever events led to its formation. His own future which still does feel like a decision already made. The people they're going to meet and the decisions they'll make, all mapped out already.] I don't much like it.
[Even if it's a path the Maker set out for them... He'd like to think they still get to choose.
And then there's the troubles that have nothing to do with home. This at least is something he can hopefully use to distract her from more depressing thoughts. Alistair grins again, eyes bright with amusement.]
You have no idea! I met these... people the last time this place went all weird and the way they spoke! I couldn't understand a word of it! They were all 'yo' and 'bro' and 'shawty' and then they posed and- [He waves a hand about to try and express just how utterly nonsensical the whole thing had been. Also hilarious now that he's thinking back on it.] I think you had to be there. It was really strange.
[Really, really strange.]
I can show you where I've been practicing one day if you like. If you want somewhere outside to escape it all too.
[It's his favoured way to get away from the strangeness. There's always been something calming about training and the focus it requires.]
Are you calling me a monster now? Because I'm normal sized? [Alistair lets his look of mock outrage fade and looks away again.] Did you have something else to do now? [Not that there was generally a lot to be doing but she has other friends and commitments and he's not discounting that that might be a polite way of asking him to leave.] I mean, it'll still be there tomorrow so if you're not busy maybe we could just... talk? Talk more. [He's quick to add-] It's fine if you have other stuff to do, it's nothing important really!
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Also, if she knew he was holding onto the rune, she would be very flattered. Likely flustered, too. ]
That's just it, though; everything we do does matter. [ Her eyes seem to blaze a bit with how firmly she believes this; she's very close to stamping her foot decisively. ] Think about it. If our worlds are already so different, then who's to say that there aren't any more changes to be made? It doesn't make sense that there are so many differences, yet you must become king, for example. It's more reasonable to believe that there are as many paths as we've seen so far, or more. Isn't it?
[ Robyn certainly thinks so. Even between all the stories of the others from Thedas, there are details that don't match up. Male Cousland, female Hawke, dwarven Inquisitor, and yet some other fates are sealed across their worlds? It doesn't make sense. ]
'Yo,' and- what? [ The Warden smiles hesitantly, a little incredulous at the words. ] ... Though, I do know what you mean. And I've heard of other religions, other... drinks, things I would never have thought of.
[ On the notorious drunk day, she'd begun trying out a few things in the mansion's bar. It had been an enlightening experience... at first. ]
I... would. [ She's a little surprised by the offer, somehow, and looks pleased that he offers. ] Thank you, Alistair. I would rather be out than in, anyway. It can be a little stifling in here.
[ Trapped in four magical walls when you're used to camping is very stifling. ]
You aren't normal-sized at all, you're far too high up to even be considered! [ It draws out a laugh, one that slows at his next question, to which she follows quickly: ] Oh- No, no, nothing like that. I only thought... But, yes, I would love to keep talking, if you're sure.
[ Maker, how did they go from shouting at one another to this? It's a little unbelievable, but... mostly not. He's still Alistair, after all. Still the friendly, good-hearted person she'd expected at the start. ]
So, if you get your tiny griffon. [ She begins, easily striking up another conversation, again looking at ease. ] What will you feed it? I've no idea how they took care of griffons, back when they lived.
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You think so? [Because while some things change - two different Warden Couslands, the male and female Hawkes - no one has expected him to have never been a Warden yet. Or said that the Blight wasn't stopped in Ferelden or never even happened. Are those things too big to change or are some events inevitable and others aren't or is it just too complicated for him to have a hope of understanding? Probably that last one.
It'd be nice to know if anyone else has this problem or if their home is just weird.] I guess that makes more sense than some of you just being weird.
[Maybe. It's hard to argue with her when she looks like that. Hard to argue with her but easy to see how she also raised an army against all obstacles without being ruthless or manipulative and why Duncan would have chosen to recruit her.]
I don't know what any of it meant but I should have written it down. [To randomly spout at people and see if anyone could enlighten him. Or just convince everyone from Thedas he's mad.] And who did you go out drinking with to try these things? [He smirks playfully at her as he asks, hardly in a position to criticise given he hasn't stayed sober all the time himself.]
Well, just let me know when you want to go. And we will. [He understands the need for space all too well. Staying one place after so long on the road is as strange as sleeping in an actual bed every night.] And if you want to be left alone just let me know when you're going out there and I'll stay away.
[There's not much point offering a private place without there being actual privacy. Especially as he's apparently a giant and takes up too much space. But a not unwelcome giant it would appear and so Alistair makes himself comfortable, leaning against the side of one of the pews and crossing his ankles in front of him.]
Meat? I think that's what they ate. I could just take it down to the kitchen and offer it a bit of everything to see what it likes. [That sounds like a good plan, right? A newly made griffon would know exactly what was safe for it to eat.]
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Who- Oh, I didn't go there with anyone. [ There's the teeniest hint of a flush; Maker forbid anyone think her a drunk, or anything close to it. She rarely imbibes, but this had been... extenuating circumstances. ] I was- That is, I hadn't been there, yet, and I thought I should. A lot of people spend their time there; it's a good place to learn about Wonderland.
[ And the bartender, Simon, sensing her mild distress, had offered a few strange, foreign drinks to taste. Some had involved... chocolate? ]
Well, we could always walk down now while the weather is nice. [ But she's quick to add: ] Though, I've already run you up all ten floors of the mansion, so I realize asking you to travel all the way back down again right now may be a little much.
[ Hmm, but... griffon diets. She tilts her head a touch to the side, considering. ]
Meat. [ Robyn repeats, chuckling. ] Simple. It does make sense! Though... I would be careful with it in the kitchen; it may go for someone's fingers if you don't find something else it likes quickly enough.
[ Maybe not, though. All she knows of the beasts is what she's heard in tales and legends, which are almost never based in fact. ]
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A bar? [It does make some sense. In most towns the local tavern is a good place to hear gossip and get illegal jobs and meet all kinds of people who may or may not try to kill you. Why would it be any different in Wonderland? Although it is a little strange that Robyn seems to be blushing. He considers prodding her about it but after a moment decides to let it go. As... relaxed as this conversation is, they're still on shaky footing with each other. But teasing her is just fine.]
To learn about different kinds of drinks you mean? I'll remember to ask you if I ever want to experiment. [Maybe next time he gets in a drinking contest with someone they can make it a bit more interesting.]
You're right. I just can't take all this walking! What do people do without servants to carry them around on their backs? [Really, how do people deal with that sort of thing? He just can't picture it. Yep. Shoving to his feet he tilts his head at Robyn questioningly.] Shall we? Or are you too comfortable there?
[Since the spot will still be there later. And they can discuss the care and feeding of griffons here or on the way.]
My fingers you mean. Maybe I'll have some meat ready for when I get it. [Pausing, he glances slyly at her out of the corner of his eye and adds-] And just think, even if we can only get one as big as a mabari, you could still ride it!
[Should he duck now?]
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[ He's usually the one making people laugh, so hearing him laugh in return, when something does bring about that reaction in him, is warming and makes her smile. ]
Like a tavern- Yes. [ The bar, as they call it. Cleaner and much better-smelling than the places they're used to. ] I did learn a little, but there was so much to it... there were a lot of different choices and things to mix in. The man who works there was talking about chocolate, and... soda, and a dozen kinds of alcohol to go with them. [ She laughs weakly, shaking her head. ] You don't want to ask me; I'm no good with all that.
[ She doesn't drink much, as many people observed that night. ]
Too comfortable to consider carrying you on my back, if that's what you mean. [ Not that she could do it, though, with respect to their comparative sizes and weights. She smiles with measured smugness as she rises, but at the comment about her height, her mouth falls open in indignant surprise and she smacks him on the arm. ]
You-! Again with that talk! [ Robyn blows a raspberry at him, mature Grey Warden as she is. ] If we took a poll of who is a more reasonable size, I guarantee most would say I'm closer to it!
[ Acting more aloof, she sticks up her nose and starts back down the stairs, turning her back to him. ]
At least I would get to ride it, then. You could only watch!
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[That and killing whatever he's pointed at. But mostly it's bad jokes.]
Chocolate in a drink? [That could be... weird. Or awful, if the bartender who made the suggestion meant ale or something. Ew.] I'll have to figure it out myself then. [Even just a couple to try maybe. It's not like he'll get the chance in Ferelden.]
Well now you're just being selfish. [Though he's glad she's not about to try. That would be painful for them both. Also hilarious to see. But painful.]
Oww! [As is that unwarranted attack. Painful. For him. Very painful. Cradling his arm, Alistair pouts and trails after her down the stairs once more.]
That depends on who we're asking. Are we tracking down everyone dwarf-sized or smaller? Or are we asking normal-sized people like me? [Extending his stride to catch up, Alistair pats her on the shoulder comfortingly.] Don't feel bad. You're definitely not the shortest person I've met here.
[That dubious honour goes to P-Dot, the tiny green woman. Gem. Whatever. Who might actually be able to ride Robyn's mabari. If she's still around and wasn't just part of the last event he will have to suggest it.]
And when I get my griffon I promise I'll let you ride it, OK?
[Yes, he's asking to be smacked again. What can he say, he likes living dangerously.]
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[ And it makes her head hurt just to think about it. ]
Oh, selfish, is it? Selfish to think I might just send us both toppling down the stairs if I tried that?
[ The mental image of her trying to carry him on her back is funny enough, though. ]
You are being an absolute fiend. [ She doesn't hit him again, but her expression has an amused, but calculating sort of look to it. It's possible that she's plotting her revenge beneath the surface. ] And I'm not dwarf-sized. I was taller than almost every one that we met in Orzammar.
[ SO THERE. ]
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[She's a menace to his dignity when he's sober. Being drunk with her is out of the question.]
When you put it like that, I can let you off. This once. I expect proper treatment next time, mind.
[Just as soon as she gains about a foot of height and a build like Sten.]
Were you really? [Yeah, that look? He's going to pay for this sooner or later. Well, in for a copper as they say.] Did you have thick soled boots on? I mean, you did say almost everyone you met in Orzammar. So how many dwarves were taller than you?
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[ Distantly, she wonders what the duelist's offer had been to Aedan Cousland and his companions in the Pearl. Had he taken her up on the suggestion? Had he been romantically involved with any of his party members?
Best not to ask. ]
I wonder what your idea of proper treatment is. [ As they trot down the steps, going from the tenth floor down to the first, she tries to look appraisingly over at her fellow Warden. ] Nothing good, I expect.
[ Not really. Knowing him as she does, or... did, she knows how actually harmless all their teasing is. ]
Only a few. [ Robyn replies coolly, trying to look aloof. ] I had on my normal boots and only a few exceptionally-tall dwarves stood above me. Better than to be nearly three times their height, stomping through the place like an enormous monster, which... you were.
[ Again, the Warden aims a sort of nyeh face in his direction, scrunching up her nose. ]
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[He stops himself in the middle of suggesting she take the latter role, the uncomfortable memory of his own face and voice saying things he never said to someone he's only known a short while rising up. That... wouldn't be a good idea. They're getting to be friends despite the rocky start and weirdness, he's not going to ruin it. Or betray his double like that.
Clearing his throat Alistair quickly moves on in the hope that she won't notice the slip.]
It was difficult to deal with. They kept mistaking me for a funny looking golem and trying to find my control rod. [Wait. Wait.... Groaning he stops in the middle of the staircase and buries his face in his hands, voice muffled when he speaks again-] I really just said that, didn't I?
[And without Zevran or Isabela around to hear. Maybe the Maker does look out for him.]
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Well, Wonderland has no shortage of beautiful maidens, and, as you know, you can find endless grapes and silk pillows. You've got everything you need, though... you may be hard-pressed to find someone to carry you.
[ She smiles kindly, as if to say don't think anything of it. There are dozens of other, wonderful women in the mansion who may have already caught his eye, and... it's entirely within his right, of course. He has no obligation to her, and they really don't know each other technically, and... how had she gotten onto this thought?
How does she get away from the little, painful pinching at her heart?
Robyn, too, clears her throat to excuse the lapse in conversation. Luckily, what he says next draws a surprised laugh. ]
I didn't think all dwarves were as forward as Oghren. [ Maker, but the accidental innuendo is even a little much for her, at least, with their relationship being... strange and nebulous as it is. There are the very, very faintest traces of pink in the height of her cheeks as they finally reach the ground floor and begin to move toward the front doors. ] Oh - Which did you support for king? Assuming you all had the same experiences of being somehow so deeply involved in Orzammar politics.
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