Rage me closer, tiny dancer

[hugedork]

Who: The Hulk or Bruce Banner and OPEN
Where: near the gardens
When: March 6th
Rating: PG
Summary: Bruce Banner has been shrunken by the Tiger-Lilies. These are some of his tiny adventures.
The Story:

The Hulk

If one is to look closely at the ground by the gardens, they might find a very strange sight. A Hulk, no more than 4 inches tall, is slamming his angry green fists into the snow that stands in his way, tearing out blades of grass from the ground and screaming tiny rage-filled screams. The destruction that he's normally capable of is no less furious, even if it is on a much smaller scale, as he searches to destroy anything even remotely flower-like.

Bruce Banner

Later, there is a tiny Bruce Banner shivering in the snow. He's managed to scrape together a leaf covering as he slowly and painstakingly makes his way towards the mansion. This is going to take a while and he's not even sure how he's going to fix this, but at least it's warm inside and he can stay close to the wall so no one can accidentally kick or step on him. Maybe Tony can help him figure this out.

At this size, at least he knows that the Big Guy hadn't managed much damage, but at the same time he's angry at himself for losing control at all.

Comments

[hugedork]

The barking has Bruce backing up against the wall, arm grabbing for the top of the wooden floor molding at the base of the wall as if climbing a few inches higher would help him any. He relaxes once Darcy has a better grip on the dogs and the situation.

"Yeah, no chewing on me."

He waves up at Darcy awkwardly.

"So this happened."

[sorryitasedyou]

"Coffee shop, mush!" Ok, she doesn't actually need to say mush but they get the picture and are already pulling on their leashes to go back down the hall to their spot in the back room. So she unclips them and watches them take off, making sure they actually go where they're supposed to before returning her attention to Tiny Bruce.

"Do you need help getting somewhere or... I guess this is the first time I've actually had to deal with the 'Honey I shrunk the scientist' thing so, I'm gonna need a sec to catch up here."

[hugedork]

Once the dogs are gone, he's a lot more relaxed. There's something about not worrying about getting eaten alive that really relaxes a guy.

"Replace the shrink ray with needy flowers and we're on the same page." He shrugs.

[sorryitasedyou]

"This place just keeps getting better each year." Needy flowers. Well, that's different. "Ok, so do you need to get anywhere? Maybe upstairs? I could make you a tiny sandwich and a tiny cup of tea with some tiny cookies..." Someone's having waaaaaaaaaaay too much fun with the idea of small everything.

Easier than supersizing it all, really.