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entrancelogs2016-10-04 11:38 pm
wriggedywrecked) wrote in entrancelogs2016-10-04 11:38 pm
[OPEN] TINY RICK
Who: Rick Sanchez and YOU
Where: Around Hogwarts etc.
When: Oct 1-5, the Hogwarts Event
Rating: PG-13ish for teenage douchebaggery and drug/alcohol use
Summary: Rick is a 7th Year Ravenclaw with a shitty punk band and is the RESIDENT BAD BOY ON CAMPUS he's the worst.
The Story:
ATTACK OF THE GIANT SQUID
Rick has been preparing for this prank for the past year. He had to calculate exactly how much magical energy was required and exactly which combination of spells would work best for this kind of abject bullshit. It's kind of befitting of a Ravenclaw to put that much effort into something, but one would think he'd put that effort into something actually worthwhile. But this is Rick. Everyone knows that Rick is a) The Worst and b) the fucking master of mayhem and destructive pranking.
It's a beautiful autumn day when suddenly the lake stirs. A seventeen-year-old is waving his wand at the edge. Bubbles start to rise. And then a giant squid starts to rise.
Yes, the giant squid that lives in the lake is now living outside of the lake, and is in fact rising straight up out of the goddamn water. It floats about thirty feet into the air, wriggling its tentacles in confusion and mild dismay. Then said giant squid starts floating toward the castle.
Everyone knows the giant squid is basically just a huge, wet, underwater puppy, so it's not going to hurt anyone. But still. There is definitely a giant squid floating around the outside of Hogwarts, followed closely by a teenager with his wand in the air, cackling like an insane person.
Hogsmeade
Only the shadiest people go to the Hog's Head, which is perfect because Rick is super shady. He's here late one evening after the students are probably supposed to have gone home, and is absolutely drinking, which may or may not be illegal, but haha, no one in this pub cares. Everyone knows Aberforth Dumbledore is some kind of goat fucker or something so it's not like he has any right to card people.
That is exactly how logic works.
Feel free to either have a drink with him or badger him about it.
The Astronomy Tower
Rick comes up here to be alone and think, and also to smoke, though depending on the day it's kind of anyone's guess what he's smoking. He seems a bit contemplative, but he might be willing to sell you some gillyweed if that's what you're into.
Some Dungeon
You may have seen a leaflet strewn around the castle advertising The Flesh Curtains. They're a punk rock band who mostly play covers of 80s songs and probably have like four fans, but oh well. Anyway, they're playing tonight, and they might suck, but they sure do have a lot of spirit. Or something. Maybe you're in the band? Maybe you're one of those four fans? Maybe you want to go tell the teachers that this illegal band is illegally playing in one of the dungeons?
WILDCARD
OR JUST COME AT RICK WITH WHATEVER THE FUCK DO IT FUCKING DO IT MORTY
Where: Around Hogwarts etc.
When: Oct 1-5, the Hogwarts Event
Rating: PG-13ish for teenage douchebaggery and drug/alcohol use
Summary: Rick is a 7th Year Ravenclaw with a shitty punk band and is the RESIDENT BAD BOY ON CAMPUS he's the worst.
The Story:
ATTACK OF THE GIANT SQUID
Rick has been preparing for this prank for the past year. He had to calculate exactly how much magical energy was required and exactly which combination of spells would work best for this kind of abject bullshit. It's kind of befitting of a Ravenclaw to put that much effort into something, but one would think he'd put that effort into something actually worthwhile. But this is Rick. Everyone knows that Rick is a) The Worst and b) the fucking master of mayhem and destructive pranking.
It's a beautiful autumn day when suddenly the lake stirs. A seventeen-year-old is waving his wand at the edge. Bubbles start to rise. And then a giant squid starts to rise.
Yes, the giant squid that lives in the lake is now living outside of the lake, and is in fact rising straight up out of the goddamn water. It floats about thirty feet into the air, wriggling its tentacles in confusion and mild dismay. Then said giant squid starts floating toward the castle.
Everyone knows the giant squid is basically just a huge, wet, underwater puppy, so it's not going to hurt anyone. But still. There is definitely a giant squid floating around the outside of Hogwarts, followed closely by a teenager with his wand in the air, cackling like an insane person.
Hogsmeade
Only the shadiest people go to the Hog's Head, which is perfect because Rick is super shady. He's here late one evening after the students are probably supposed to have gone home, and is absolutely drinking, which may or may not be illegal, but haha, no one in this pub cares. Everyone knows Aberforth Dumbledore is some kind of goat fucker or something so it's not like he has any right to card people.
That is exactly how logic works.
Feel free to either have a drink with him or badger him about it.
The Astronomy Tower
Rick comes up here to be alone and think, and also to smoke, though depending on the day it's kind of anyone's guess what he's smoking. He seems a bit contemplative, but he might be willing to sell you some gillyweed if that's what you're into.
Some Dungeon
You may have seen a leaflet strewn around the castle advertising The Flesh Curtains. They're a punk rock band who mostly play covers of 80s songs and probably have like four fans, but oh well. Anyway, they're playing tonight, and they might suck, but they sure do have a lot of spirit. Or something. Maybe you're in the band? Maybe you're one of those four fans? Maybe you want to go tell the teachers that this illegal band is illegally playing in one of the dungeons?
WILDCARD
OR JUST COME AT RICK WITH WHATEVER THE FUCK DO IT FUCKING DO IT MORTY
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He grins and keeps sipping his drink, watching as the barkeep makes his way down the bar, muttering to himself.
"Ooh, celebratin'. What you celebrating?"
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"I'm thinking uh, I'm thinking I might have to patent my Squid Levitation Charm, for real though. Don't want s-someone replicating it in five years without people knowing who invented it."
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"M-Man, fuck if I know. I bet I could sell it to one of those joke businesses. Listen, either way, it's fucking impressive. Levitating a three ton squid, that's, it's not like it's exactly easy."
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Meanwhile, his alcohol tolerance is probably nowhere near what would be required to stomach this much firewhiskey, but he's sure gonna give it the old college try. "Where'd you even get an idea like that? You could just spitball ideas at people all day and they'd probably pay you, 'cause they're all crazy enough to be worth investin' in, I swear."
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He grins and chuckles a bit, swirling the last drops of liquor around the bottom of his glass.
"Hah, I dunno. K-Kept seeing that guy swimming around and thought he looked lonely. And I wanted to see if, i-if maybe he'd eat people if given the chance. I don't think he was all that thrilled. A-Actually, I don't know if it's a he or not."
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"D-Damn right I'm going places! Just haha, hopefully not Azkaban, th-though I gotta admit I wouldn't be, be too surprised."
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