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entrancelogs2017-04-06 12:12 pm
ssmisery) wrote in entrancelogs2017-04-06 12:12 pm
OTA
Who: Lapis Lazuli and you, friend.
Where: Around the mansion (or environs)
When: Pretty much anytime outside of events or other goings on
Rating: I can't see why this would get above PG
Summary: After settling in enough for settling in to get old, Lapis stretches her wings.
The Story:
[Since arriving in Wonderland, Lapis Lazuli has become a serious shut-in. There are a few reasons for this, but the biggest is a simple one: she does not like traversing the mansion's hallways. Now, she was already aware of the problem there, but the last couple events have especially underscored her need for a change of scenery, as well as how utterly freaking bored she is. The network helps and all, but at heart she's just not meant for the life of an internet troll.
Fortunately, the solution is also simple, and the room she's sharing with Peridot has responded to Lapis's need for a nice big window. (Okay, it's kind of more like a hole, but details!) She flies, after all. So, increasingly, she can be seen all over the grounds -- flitting over the gardens like a large wet butterfly, or making shapes in the fountain's spray, or possibly just flying endlessly in place against the go-nowhere boundaries for the heck of it. It cannot be described as enjoying herself, but at least she's doing something.
However... Here's the catch.
The mansion, from the outside, never looks consistent, or even identifiable really. And windows have never been strict about their locations making sense. This means getting back in is a bit more complicated. And that's why any room that has a window is subject to sudden appearances of a blue woman with wings made out of water alighting on the sill. Lapis doesn't particularly care what she's interrupting, and sure it's rude, but she's been on her wings all day.
If necessary, and depending on the circumstances she's arrived to -- i.e. if she didn't miraculously hit the right room, nobody's screaming, etc. -- she will speak up, with an unconcerned]
What floor is this?
Where: Around the mansion (or environs)
When: Pretty much anytime outside of events or other goings on
Rating: I can't see why this would get above PG
Summary: After settling in enough for settling in to get old, Lapis stretches her wings.
The Story:
[Since arriving in Wonderland, Lapis Lazuli has become a serious shut-in. There are a few reasons for this, but the biggest is a simple one: she does not like traversing the mansion's hallways. Now, she was already aware of the problem there, but the last couple events have especially underscored her need for a change of scenery, as well as how utterly freaking bored she is. The network helps and all, but at heart she's just not meant for the life of an internet troll.
Fortunately, the solution is also simple, and the room she's sharing with Peridot has responded to Lapis's need for a nice big window. (Okay, it's kind of more like a hole, but details!) She flies, after all. So, increasingly, she can be seen all over the grounds -- flitting over the gardens like a large wet butterfly, or making shapes in the fountain's spray, or possibly just flying endlessly in place against the go-nowhere boundaries for the heck of it. It cannot be described as enjoying herself, but at least she's doing something.
However... Here's the catch.
The mansion, from the outside, never looks consistent, or even identifiable really. And windows have never been strict about their locations making sense. This means getting back in is a bit more complicated. And that's why any room that has a window is subject to sudden appearances of a blue woman with wings made out of water alighting on the sill. Lapis doesn't particularly care what she's interrupting, and sure it's rude, but she's been on her wings all day.
If necessary, and depending on the circumstances she's arrived to -- i.e. if she didn't miraculously hit the right room, nobody's screaming, etc. -- she will speak up, with an unconcerned]
What floor is this?
oh no... i didn't mean to make you feel guilty......
And so, Napstablook inspires her to ask the question that no amount of talking animals or weird warped humanoids have managed, the question that many shy away from due to politeness but she only avoids out of apathy.]
What are you supposed to be?
no no it's all good :) (1/2)
[They pause, processing her question]
(2/2)
[a better person? a hero? a DJ? a sidekick? comic relief?]
oh no.........................
[That was the one tiny fuck Lapis gave. Now it's all used up, never to be seen again. She twists back towards the outside of the window.]
Don't let me interrupt whatever the thing you are does. I'll be gone before you know it.
pfpffpfft wow ruDE
wait.....
um..... my name is napstablook.... what's yours?
no subject
Lapis Lazuli. Why?
no subject
i think your wings are very nice.
no subject
[Lapis hesitates again, but she just has to be contrary.]
I like your translucency.
no subject
you're....
are you.....
you're not human, are you?
[omg, blooky, you can't just ast someone if they're not human, gash!]
no subject
I LOVE HER SO MUCH HHHHHH
but um.... i'm a ghost monster....
gently pats ghostie
[She says like she's drawing from personal experience, or pays attention. Shh.]
your hand goes through them. they scream.
what planet are you from? like… mars or?
no subject
[Forthcoming answer, then putting them on the spot in turn. It's a simple and straightforward back-and-forth system. In the end, the ghost is just making themselves uncomfortable.]
And you?
no subject
pretty sure i’m from earth
but i’ve never been above the surface so who knows….
no subject
Oh, right, maybe I'm supposed to say I'm from there now.
[Very doubtful. Even the Crystal Gems, she suspects, don't consider themselves from it. No matter how long you stay there, that's not how it works.]
Ask me again in a few centuries.