Feel the Magic Rise

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

Who: Dave Strider, Bro Strider, John Egbert, Santana Lopez, Dean Winchester, Puck, maybe a wild Baby Penguin Kurt Hummel
Where: Tearoom
When: Tuesday, October 25th
Rating: T for sexual explanations and language
Summary: Sex Education 101 is now beginning!
The Story: Dave just sent out a text a couple hours ago for the "teachers" to get their materials together for the sex ed class. They were doing it, man, they were making it happen. He also gave them the time and the place.

Now, all they needed were the "pupils."

Comments

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

"Do girls? Lie, I mean." Santana seemed like she was...well, popular! But maybe she was just pretending too. Maybe she just did what Dave did with the wikipedia and the porn...

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

"I guess."

Some even lie and say they did it when they obviously didn't, Rachel.

"Usually just to claim they didn't do anything so they aren't called a slut or whatever."

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

So it's the opposite of guys? "That's dumb. Isn't sex, like, nice? I mean, I guess it's embarrassing but it's not bad..."

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

"It's great, usually, but some people are dicks about girls actually liking sex." Her voice should be a clue as to how she feels about that. She got over caring what people thought about her actually daring to enjoy sex while being female a long time ago.

For the most part.

"That's why guys are congratulated for getting laid while girls get called slutty and get told they'll only ever be able to get a job working a pole."

Fucking Rachel.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

John frowns. "Yeah. That is super dumb."

Although maybe he shouldn't have further ingrained the image of Santana enjoying sex into his brain. Whoops.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Here, John. Have another pat on the knee for that.

"Glad you agree. Keep that up and the girls won't hate you."

She was going to say and the girls will love you but come on. Let's not jump the gun, here.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Not hating is a start. Also her hand is on his knee. Geeeeeeez.

"Th...anks, Santana."

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

"No problem." Not that she's going to make a habit of being nice for no reason, but this was obviously an act of mercy. The less clueless guys out there, the better.

She stands, not that the narration can remember if she ever sat down looks thoughtful.

"Is it cold in here?" She makes a show of putting on the jacket he gave her. "Good thing I have this."

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

John does his best not to actually drop his jaw. Instead he just kind of widens his eyes a little and, hesitantly, nods.

Holy crap, she is keeping his jacket.

"Um, yeah. Yeah, you can, um. Keep it." Just to clarify how totally okay he is with that.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

"Thanks," she says as if she doesn't know exactly what she's doing. It's just too easy. "See you around, Johnny."

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

"Yup! See you!"

Oh God oh God oh God what does this mean?!