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[hulk_ling]

Who: Mean and Green Teddy Altman and You
Where: Around Wonderland, destroying Christmas anyway he can
When: December 12-14
Rating: PG-13 for language (Get ready to see some cursing)
Summary: Teddy tried the fruitcake (yes, he likes fruitcake, so sue him). Now, the generally jolly Teddy has turned into a literal Grinch - green and grumpy all over.

The Story:


Teddy Altman loved Christmas, the whole Christmas season
The sights and the sounds, well, it goes without reason
For Teddy was a boy who was jolly all year
And at Christmas, it seemed, all the goodness and cheer
was magnified by three thousand and five
causing everyone around him glad to be alive

Until the day he tried the fruitcake,
With it's chewy bits and nuts
His jolly attitude turned rotten
filled with poison and guts
Now happy Teddy was gone, replaced by someone far meaner
He was grumpy and grouchy, not to mention much greener
For the Grinch had taken over, dark clouds now loomed
Good luck, Wonderland, for your Christmas is now doomed

{OOC: Teddy ate the fruitcake and is now jaded towards everything Christmas. He will be taking down all festive decorations and growling at little kids. He is a mixture of the Grinch and Scrooge. He can be found in his room or wandering around Wonderland, pissing on all the good cheer.}

Comments

[tinywizard]

[Wow. Billy was having none of that, thank you very much.]

You're mean and ugly and you would never be my boyfriend. [He yells at Teddy, his tiny hands balling up into tiny fists.]

[hulk_ling]

[Teddy snorted.]

Whatever. Stay out of my way while I'm redecorating. I'm sure there is something for you to do. A comic book or video game or something.