Open Prank Mingle Log

[malefice]

Who: Open Mingle!
Where: Various!
When: April Fools
Rating: ????
Summary:
Step 1. Pranks
Step 2. ?????
Step 3. PROFIT

The Story:

Since Kol is naturally a trickster, certain areas and characters that reside within Wonderland will be affected by what one can only assume is someone's hilarious sense of humour.

All pranks begin the moment the clock strikes 12:00 of April 1st and End the moment it strikes 12:00 April 2nd.

Afflicted Areas:

The Bar } One of the most prominent things everyone might notice about the bar is that all the alcohol in the bar has become water. And any alcohol brought into the bar will also miraculously turn into water - have fun trying to get drunk off that. Kol suggest you take any complaints up to the bartenders.

The Kitchen & Dining Room } Literally everything eaten in the kitchen and Dining Room tastes like artificial grape flavouring ( a flavour Kol isn't all that fond of. ) Might want to take that steak back to your room before you tuck into it. Or see about going to the Diner, or Bar for something less... artificially flavoured.

The Gardens } You all may have been promised lovely Spring weather, but upon stepping out into the gardens, the wind will billow and get stronger and stronger the longer you stay outside - might wanna go back inside before you start a tornado.


Afflicted Characters:

April } April will open her eyes to a room far too bright, far too sparkly and far too pink. It seems someone's given her room a temporary makeover.

Cami } Throughout the day, Cami will find "Cami + Klaus" doodled inside a heart just about everywhere she goes, on the most unexpected things. Have fun trying to explain that to Niklaus or anyone else that asks why she's been doodling about her crush like a little high school girl.

Dean } Upon waking up, Dean Winchester will find his room has been covered in a ridiculous amount of red solo cups full of holy water, including the ones settled dangerously all over his bed... Don't move too fast. Also try not to knock 'em over, which seems kinda hard seeing as they're pretty evenly spaced out an inch apart. Who in the hell could have done this?

Davina } Kol's sunshine princess will find herself waking up to a room that has absolutely no trace of witchiness - what in the hell happened to all her Alter stuff??? Of course, Kol may be far too amused to be the innocent boyfriend.

Elijah + Meg } Kol didn't exactly like hearing boohooing about some random bird that Elijah had fancied, so he seems to have taken matters into his own hands in trying to set his brother up with someone else, or at least make him make some friends. Elijah and Meg will wake up in bed next to each other, feeling slightly hungover - which is probably super weird for Elijah... Oh well, have fun.

Klaus } When Klaus wakes up, he might not notice at first, but when he goes to talk to anyone, he'll come to find that someone has hoodoo'd his voice away. Darn, not like he knows any witches that could have done this....

Loki } Literally everyone Loki sees today will in fact be a horse - or at least, look like one to the horse shagging God. Maybe he's finally lost his mind.

Michael } Michael will wake up to find his pillow a bit scorched by what appears to be a cute lil halo that no matter how hard he tries to get rid of stays faithfully above his head. It's a bit warm to the touch and puts off a faint glow. If he's in touch enough with magic, he or others that are in touch with magic may be able to sense magic off of it.

Rebekah } Try and try as she might, Rebekah will be unable to open her closet door, it seems to be jammed stuck, or maybe just doesn't like her today. Hope she didn't intend on getting anything out of there.

Thor } Awakening in a white wedding dress might not be what Thor expected to do this morning, but it is indeed what happened, and any attempt to switch outfits will just lead to whatever he puts on turning right back into that dress.

Comments

Kol | The Bar | Open

[malefice]

[ The perpetrator can be found in the Bar, here he looks completely normal, snacking on a basket of fries and minding his own business... Awaiting the chips to fall where they will. Anyone that knows him well enough might have been able to put two and two together. So for now, he's just observing the havoc he's caused.

Sorry Wonderland, he looks a bit too smug, but then again, that seems to just be his face sometimes. The soda that he takes a sip of is unaffected by whatever temporary spell he's cast on the place... What is odd though is that he seems to unendingly be ordering soda and fries. Maybe the fact that he's using a lot of magic at the moment has him worn out.

Kol of course has to poke the bear as well. Calling out to the closest bartender to ask for a drink other than soda. ] Oi, mate, can I get a pint?

[what_he_needs]

[First he sees the scorch marks on his pillow and he brushes it aside. This is Wonderland. Then he's walking across his room, sees his reflection, sees the halo and he freezes, his entire body going rigid. He moves to the mirror quickly, hand lifting as if he's going to touch it, but he doesn't.

Instead, he just stares. What kind of joke is this, what trick of this place?

Michael is torn between wanting to stay hidden in his room, and to go and search out what event has caused this. The later wins, but only marginally so. He finds himself at the bar, sees Kaleb, and sits next to him with a heavy sigh.]

Is something happening in Wonderland today?

[malefice]

[ Playing pranks on people has been a full time job the last two days, and the fact that Kol pauses shoveling fries into his mouth is probably some kind of compliment when Michael settles down next to him. Kol can't help but draw his gaze up to the cute lil' halo, an amused grin forming now that he gets to see it first hand. ]

Pranks; it's April Fools' Day.

[ He turns in his seat a bit to look at Michael full on. ]

Now you look like a right proper angel.

[assistanting]

[probably, she could have assumed this was the mansion being the mansion and having its own april fools day joke but her ball pit is still in tact and really if the mansion wanted to get at her that would've been part of it. she goes through the list of weirdly-magical suspects and considering kol had taken away her speech at one point so he's definitely got the power.

and once she gets to the bar and sees him smiling like that? the answer is all written all over his face.

but she's come prepared - April is dressed up a bright pink dress that clings to her like a barbie in some bad 90s fashion complete with pink pumps (which, fyi, really hard to climb up the stairs from the basement in those. she slides into the seat next to him and flashes her biggest smile

enjoy this moment because thats not a face you're going to see often.]

Like, oh my god, that was you, wasn't it? Who made my room all cute?

[malefice]

[ Her oddly menacing smile draws a grin from his face, blue eyes trailing from her head to her toes before he goes back to all but inhaling fries. But then she settles down next to him and talks like that... It only takes him a second to match her tone and accent - pulling off a stereotypical valley girl accent off, way too well. ]

Oh hey, A! It like, totes was. I just thought: oh my god, she would love this for April Fools' Day!

[ Kol slides his basket of fries towards her, offering her some if she wants them. After all, if she was going to dedicate herself to the prank, then he'd totally give her at least a little respect for it. His accent falls to be replaced by his original northern English accent. ]

I didn't pick that outfit though.

[assistanting]

[like she's going to refuse fries. she digs in immediately.]

You got me, it was, like, super funny and presh.

[she's not giving up the accent, though, you're stuck now. she's committed.]

These fries are delish but you have to worry about your figure, K.

Muuuuuch later in the evening

[possiblymad]

[Oh, he's got your number now, Kol. And that much is probably obvious when he locates you in the bar and approaches with purpose to his step. He sits next to the strangely seated horse-wtich and flicks his wrist. Kol's chair will be suddenly rooted in place, up tight against the bar counter so he couldn't escape without a little effort. He's grinning, but that can either spell death or amusement. It's never quite certain with Loki.]

Quiet a clever little trick, Son of Mikael. I will admit, I was somewhat enraged for the start of my day, however, I did see the humour in it upon meeting my dear brother--another very clever trick. From one trickster to another, you do have my recognition. However, should this spell not expire in the foreseeable future, you will have a less agreeable God of Tricks to deal with on your hands--excuse me, hooves.

c:

[malefice]

[ Kol, once again, doesn't seem as disturbed by the God's forceful ways as he probably should be, instead he continues to eat fries lazily, pausing to take a sip of the water that had been delivered to him.

Stormy blue eyes flicker over to Loki and linger on him for a moment. There's something wild and dangerous in his eyes as he speaks. ]

You know, darling, I'm not a massive fan of being threatened - but anything that's happening surely would end by the end of the night. They're pranks, not torture. [ Whatever sharpness that stayed just below the surface seems to vanish when he aims a smile in Loki's direction. ]

I remember you saying your brother's a bit of a sod, so, I decided why not make him squirm a bit. [ How kind of him. ]

[possiblymad]

As I'm sure you should be aware that neither am I a 'massive fan' of being deceived. [Mostly, he wasn't used to being tricked in light humour. It did tend to end poorly for those doing the malicious trickery. But, as this seemed all in good humour, and he did appreciate Kol, he eases up.] I am unused to such pranks being temporary. I could grow used to the idea of such mischief.

[The sharp upturn of his lips with Kol's next statement should be enough to express his appreciation for Thor's predicament.] I do believe there was a myth on Midgard of such an incident occurring for one reason or another, was there not? The theft of Mjolnir, demanding a goddess in return. An interesting allusion to such a myth.

[Most will find Loki has a surprising amount of knowledge on the lore of Midgard whereas Thor... does not, so the joke was mostly lost on the big blonde.]

[markedbyfate]

Make that two.

[ Gabriel and William were gone, but Michael, Claire, Charlie, and Jeep were still here. Alex felt a little like celebrating. He slides up onto the stool next to the guy with the fries, giving him a polite smile as he waits for his beer.

Which, when it comes, is far too clear. And, after Alex sips it, far too tasteless. ]

Uh, I ordered a beer, not water...

[malefice]

[ Kol raises an arched eyebrow, gaze shifting between his drink and then to the new arrival's. ]

Either our bartender's passive aggressive or they're fresh out.

[ Okay, so he's amused by the fact that people get their knickers in a knot over getting water instead of alcohol, but then, if it hadn't been his trick, he probably would too.

With a gentle shrug, Kol takes a sip of his water. He goes quiet for a moment to watch another person get served water instead of whatever they ordered, before he lets out an amused snort.]

[hybrida]

[ It didn't take long for Klaus to learn his voice has left the building.

Considering he can't just scream at people to make it better, he does one better and seeks out any possible culprits.

Well, it doesn't take him long to pin one down in his mind, actually - Kol has always been a mischievous little ass from even a time when they were all human. Now that his magic has come back to him, he's clearly the only suspect.

After storming down to Kol's room and not finding his brother there, Klaus relies on his nose to lead him to his little brother. Soon, he's sidled up beside his brother, arm resting on the counter top and a glare at the ready.

EXPLAIN YOURSELF. ]

[malefice]

[ When Nik settles beside him Kol can't help but offer him a saccharine smile. The smile doesn't falter when a water is placed in front of him. He simply takes a sip before tilting the fry basket towards his brother in an offer to share. ]

Hello, darling - didn't expect to see you here. What's got you in a tizzy?

[ Oh he knows but he has every intention of toying with his older brother first. ]

Hmm?

[ Kol awaits an answer or a greeting, when that doesn't come he tilts his head, eyeing the hybrid. ]

Awfully quiet, ay?

[hybrida]

[ He stares at Kol, the irritation obvious. It's almost as if he's trying to transfer it mentally to his brother. Naturally, there's the urge to physically lash out, but even he knows that would be unneeded.

His eyes narrow, his jaw clenches and he snatches a fry from the basket.

Only to chew on it slowly, staring at Kol unblinking, knowing his point will be made as soon as his brother's had his fun. ]

Closed | For Elijah

[meatsack]

The fuck? [She mumbles, rubbing her forehead and squinting at the sun barely filtering through the curtains. Even that's enough to make her cringe, but feeling like the percussion section of an orchestra is banging on her eyeballs and eardrums like bongos and the general sense that her skull might implode at any given second are the least of her worries at the moment.

For starters, waking up isn't exactly a common occurrence for the demon - key word being DEMON. Not exactly in need of catching any z's, ever. Strange, she supposes, but not unheard of? She sure doesn't need to sleep, but she's certainly got it in her to enjoy the occasional leisurely nap - or passing out after a lot of sex and booze.

As... would actually... seem to be the case here, given that the population of Not Her Bed seems to be hovering around 2. Meg yawns and stretches, finding it odd that she's still got on the shorts and tank she'd been lounging in the last time she checked her existence. So... did they not bang?

Curiouser and curiouser.

Not exactly one for manners, Meg unceremoniously pokes her sleeping mystery man with a finger and clears her throat.]

Hey. [Being that she's impatient on her best day and this situation is certainly pushing that particular limit, she doesn't wait long at all before raising her voice and poking him a few more times.] HEY. You. Stranger Danger. What the hell is going on?

[honesta]

[ He doesn't particularly care for being roused so roughly. He's not used to being roused at all actually. He lives alone for this exact reason. Though Niklaus takes it upon himself to enter his personal space on a daily basis. Usually with some sort of rant if he's in his room. He can't imagine that he's there every single time that Niklaus wants to talk. He hopes there are rare times when his brother bursts into his room only to find it empty. The look on his face must be magnificent.

She's poking at him and calling him names. Interrogating him like he's responsible. Instinct takes over and Elijah shoots up from the bed. His hand closes around Meg's neck and out his fangs come. His eyes go dark and he squeezes. He's inches from her face and it takes a moment before Elijah fully comprehends that it's not some sort of Wonderland attack. Perhaps the incident with his floor being turned into a hospital still has him on high alert. Either way his eyes revert to normal and his mouth closes. His hand remains locked around her throat though. ]

Who're you and why're you in my bed?

[meatsack]

[Her own eyes widen and go black and she's just about to push back with her mind to twist up his insides, but the eyes and the fangs catch her off guard. The choking doesn't bother her in the least, but it makes it kinda difficult to answer his questions, so she grabs his wrist, shoves his hand off her throat, and glares up at him. Her nails dig into his skin and she doesn't let go right away.]

Meg, [She coughs and clears her throat, blinking a few times. Her eyes return to normal as well, though her tone retains a fair amount of attitude.] And I don't know, but you might wanna warn people if this is how you treat all your one night stands.

[honesta]

[ Intimacy in this form isn't exactly something that Elijah has really found himself doing often. Especially back home with Niklaus out of control. Though he did have a rather nice time with Joanna when they were still under control of their Storybrooke personas. She was the last person to be in bed with Elijah. Though he's certain she's not proud of it. They don't really speak of it. Likely because she feels as if she's betrayed something by sleeping with a vampire. Even if at the time they hadn't exactly been themselves. ]

You are not a one night stand. [ Elijah rips his hand away and moves to climb out of the bed. Clearly not caring about what sort of state of dress he's in. ] This is--[ He's about to say a mistake, but all the movement he just did makes his stomach churn. Which is strange given he's not felt like this since he was human. Something strange is at work here. Something that can manipulate him. Witches. ] Have you irritated any witches lately? [ He reaches up to shield his eyes from the light peeking in through the curtains. ]

Thor | literally anywhere | OTA

[reignbringer]

[ well.

by the third attempt to take off the dress, he gave up. the natural assumption at that point was that it was Wonderland itself, not an individual, at work -- but checking out the network informed him that this was not the case.

so, the next course of business is going to be finding Loki, which involves leaving hi room and going in search of said brother(s).

Thor's expression is entirely flat, but it's a very pretty wedding dress, at least! find him as he makes his way through Wonderland? ]

[possiblymad]

[Loki wouldn't be so distressed by this turn of events were he not seemingly the ONLY ONE EXPERIENCING this newest little... issue. No one else seemed to be making mention of the fact that everyone else in wonderland had been turned into an equine-like creature. WHY was no one else distraught by this?! And then it occurred to him that one of Midgard's myths about the very trickster in question had to do with him birthing Odin's war horse. Said horse was around before his conception, so how did they even...?

That wasn't the point. What the point was now was that this seemed to be targeted at him. What he still didn't understand was why no one else noticed. There was magic just brushing his perception, but he couldn't feel it well enough to figure out the origin. Someone was going to die painfully when he found the culprit.

Aaaand then he came across a very familiar looking horse. ...a horse... in a dress with Mjolnir between its teeth. Oh for the love of the Allfather...]

......Thor? You look ridiculous.

[reignbringer]

[ is he a big blond stallion? of course he is. with furry hooves. a blond Clydesdale.

Thor twitches a little at the sound of Loki's voice and spins to face him. still very stony-faced, and his voice too is flat: ]

You almost sound surprised.

[anomaliiiiies]

[Jane's been in her lab, and she's come up for a bit of air. So imagine her surprise to see Thor in a white wedding dress. Sorry, Thor, your girlfriend is going to start giggling and holding herself up with a handy dandy wall.]

Thor, oh my god. That's [giggle] a really good look. [giggling]

[reignbringer]

[ why is this better than being seen as a frog? possibly because he still has Mjolnir, poor accessory though it makes for the ballgown. he's not helpless, just... somewhat overdressed. ]

Thank you. Of all the dresses that persistently replaced what I intended to wear today, this one was the roomiest. [ one eyebrow lift, to emphasize the joke. ]

[hashtagging]

[ From where he is lounging sideways in a chair, Loki looks up, looks back down at his book, and then jerks his head right back up again. ]

Thor?

[ Do not smile, do not smile -- oh, he is grinning. ]

You look fabulous.

[ The fact that there is no clarification, even with the truth spell still in full effect, might be disturbing... though one should remember it is Loki. ]

[reignbringer]

[ Thor sighs, but gives his (much) younger brother a put-upon sort of smile. ]

Thank you. At least it's a flattering color?