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entrancelogs2015-08-13 01:36 pm
dancepuppetdance) wrote in entrancelogs2015-08-13 01:36 pm
[OPEN] have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree and take to the air?
Who: Bill Cipher Wirt & YOU!
Where: all around the mansion
When: August 13-15 (or until Wirt loses consciousness)
Rating: PG to PG-13
Summary: Wirt made A Very Bad Decision and must suffer the consequences of his actions while Bill attempts to locate and destroy Dipper's journal.
The Story:
[It was easy. Too easy.
A little bit like taking candy from baby with no arms, if Bill is being honest, and he's nothing if not devastatingly so. First time in a body - noodly, so noodly, with awkwardly-long teenage legs - in a while, since he last inhabited Pine Tree, and Gnome Hat is only slightly different in that he's taller and well-rested.]
I tell ya, nothing like a fresh set of clodhoppers to start your day!
[He says to himself, as if he hadn't already been wearing A Boy Named Wirt for several hours already. Bill grins into a mirror, displaying all his new teeth and snapping them experimentally as he adjusts the ridiculous pointed hat on his head.]
They won't see what hit 'em!
[Bill can be found in a number of places enjoying the pleasures of having a physical form without all the pesky drawbacks of being a gravity-bound triangle:]
THE GARDENS
Ahahahaha!
[Leaning over a flowerbed with an extended candle-lighter he waves the flame gently under a tulip, observing the way it catches fire, the way red and orange licks over fresh organic material. It doesn't smell as good as something meatier, but it'll do in lieu of-]
Hey, you!
[He yells at a passing butterfly, lunging at it and cursing his human limitations as it flutters just out of his reach. Narrowing his eyes (two of them! two!) after it he turns back to the box, reaching for a stalk of Digitalis purpurea and wrenching several of the purple flowers free.]
Bottom's up!
[He shoves them into his mouth and begins to chew.]
THE HALLS
[Intent of displaying his vessel's tremendously awful skills at playing the clarinet the quietest of the afternoon hours - when people are relaxing, or all abed for siestas - are interrupted by the dulcet sounds of a dying cat.
...sorry, the soothing melody of quality music played on a quality instrument.]
AT NIGHT
[Late at night, the witching hour and beyond, Bill shuffles through the corridors and scrawls his own image into the walls and floorboards, rummages through the kitchen's infinite stores and drags slabs of bloody beef onto the cutting board at the counter.
He likes the wet, thick sound it makes when the cleaver hits wood, a satisfying THOK in the dead silence, the spatter of red on the apron he's donned, the squelching crunch of marrow and viscera as he forces it into the grinder with his bare hands. Turning the crank it spills out the other end, aimlessly gathering on the tile floor in juicy piles.
Intruders get a bright and cheery smile.]
Hey there. You like hamburgers?
AFTERNOON POETRY READINGS
But lo! Yon mortal coil forsakes me, for it is my burden to wander!
[Standing on a stack of books in the library, he gestures wide around him and projects with confidence and passion:]
The perils of train tracks, the perils of swimming, and it was upon me to squander,
My time with dear loved ones, so friendly and kind, like ships passing cold in the night,
I greeted The Beast and I joined in his feast and my brother did die from the fright!
[With an elegant, swooping bow, he accepts any applause and appreciation in the form of hoots and hollers.]
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all wee- [Bill squints at the watch he's put on for the occasion.] -for the next few days. Probably.
Private Message to Mabel Pines:
I LIKE YOU. DO YOU LIKE ME? (CIRCLE ONE)
- YES
- DEFINITELY
- ABSOLUTELY!!
Private Message to Dipper Pines:
Hey!
Do you...want to hang out? Or something?
-Wirt
[ OOC Note: When Bill possesses a body he uses that person's voice, so hearing him talk will not give away who he really is under the Wirt-shaped fleshsuit. To everyone else, his eyes appear perfectly normal, round pupils instead of slits, but for the sake of easy differentiation between this Wirt (Bill-Wirt? Birt?) and the real Wirt, I made slit-eye icons to mimic what Gravity Falls did.
Also, it just looks creepy. ]
Where: all around the mansion
When: August 13-15 (or until Wirt loses consciousness)
Rating: PG to PG-13
Summary: Wirt made A Very Bad Decision and must suffer the consequences of his actions while Bill attempts to locate and destroy Dipper's journal.
The Story:
[It was easy. Too easy.
A little bit like taking candy from baby with no arms, if Bill is being honest, and he's nothing if not devastatingly so. First time in a body - noodly, so noodly, with awkwardly-long teenage legs - in a while, since he last inhabited Pine Tree, and Gnome Hat is only slightly different in that he's taller and well-rested.]
I tell ya, nothing like a fresh set of clodhoppers to start your day!
[He says to himself, as if he hadn't already been wearing A Boy Named Wirt for several hours already. Bill grins into a mirror, displaying all his new teeth and snapping them experimentally as he adjusts the ridiculous pointed hat on his head.]
They won't see what hit 'em!
[Bill can be found in a number of places enjoying the pleasures of having a physical form without all the pesky drawbacks of being a gravity-bound triangle:]
Ahahahaha!
[Leaning over a flowerbed with an extended candle-lighter he waves the flame gently under a tulip, observing the way it catches fire, the way red and orange licks over fresh organic material. It doesn't smell as good as something meatier, but it'll do in lieu of-]
Hey, you!
[He yells at a passing butterfly, lunging at it and cursing his human limitations as it flutters just out of his reach. Narrowing his eyes (two of them! two!) after it he turns back to the box, reaching for a stalk of Digitalis purpurea and wrenching several of the purple flowers free.]
Bottom's up!
[He shoves them into his mouth and begins to chew.]
[Intent of displaying his vessel's tremendously awful skills at playing the clarinet the quietest of the afternoon hours - when people are relaxing, or all abed for siestas - are interrupted by the dulcet sounds of a dying cat.
...sorry, the soothing melody of quality music played on a quality instrument.]
[Late at night, the witching hour and beyond, Bill shuffles through the corridors and scrawls his own image into the walls and floorboards, rummages through the kitchen's infinite stores and drags slabs of bloody beef onto the cutting board at the counter.
He likes the wet, thick sound it makes when the cleaver hits wood, a satisfying THOK in the dead silence, the spatter of red on the apron he's donned, the squelching crunch of marrow and viscera as he forces it into the grinder with his bare hands. Turning the crank it spills out the other end, aimlessly gathering on the tile floor in juicy piles.
Intruders get a bright and cheery smile.]
Hey there. You like hamburgers?
But lo! Yon mortal coil forsakes me, for it is my burden to wander!
[Standing on a stack of books in the library, he gestures wide around him and projects with confidence and passion:]
The perils of train tracks, the perils of swimming, and it was upon me to squander,
My time with dear loved ones, so friendly and kind, like ships passing cold in the night,
I greeted The Beast and I joined in his feast and my brother did die from the fright!
[With an elegant, swooping bow, he accepts any applause and appreciation in the form of hoots and hollers.]
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all wee- [Bill squints at the watch he's put on for the occasion.] -for the next few days. Probably.
Private Message to Mabel Pines:
I LIKE YOU. DO YOU LIKE ME? (CIRCLE ONE)
- YES
- DEFINITELY
- ABSOLUTELY!!
Private Message to Dipper Pines:
Hey!
Do you...want to hang out? Or something?
-Wirt
[ OOC Note: When Bill possesses a body he uses that person's voice, so hearing him talk will not give away who he really is under the Wirt-shaped fleshsuit. To everyone else, his eyes appear perfectly normal, round pupils instead of slits, but for the sake of easy differentiation between this Wirt (Bill-Wirt? Birt?) and the real Wirt, I made slit-eye icons to mimic what Gravity Falls did.
Also, it just looks creepy. ]
no subject
[He brightens, tucking the Journal back into his vest.]
The library might have something, though! I can help you look!
no subject
The library.
[He smiles, forcing the expression through grit teeth.]
Yeah. Why not? The library. They've got everything.
no subject
Right? It's great! I mean, I've been to some great libraries before, but this one is... unreal. [A beat.] Which... really goes along with the whole theme of this place, I guess.
no subject
And things.
[You know. Weird stuff and things.]
...can I see that book of yours?
no subject