+ Let's go for a dreamwalk! + [OPEN PLOT CATCH-ALL]

[mviw]

Who: Everyone who wants to participate!
Where: The Mindscape (and elsewhere in reality, if specified)
When: September 6th through September 8th
Rating: PG-13 to R for potentially disturbing, violent, or dark subjects.
Summary: Thanks to an explosion on the third floor, every time a person falls asleep, they enter the Mindscape...

The Story:
Plot information is here!

Comments

cob world because why not

[mcgucket]

[... Okay, Fiddleford absolutely did not even purposefully mean to end up here this time!?]

For a guy who hated this place, it sure seems to crop up a lot...

[... Get it, "crop", because corn cobs are often found in crops and--you know what, never mind.]

holy SHIT

[wriggedywrecked]

[Rick appears floating in the sky above him because he can.]

Jesus, of course the, the c-country boy finds the one with all the corn again, and also, the worst possible planet anyone c-OUUUU-uld ever wind up on. Congrats, dipshit.

[mcgucket]

Believe me, I had no intention of running into you or this place this time.

[it's just our luck that we ended up in the mindscape of one of the few people that annoy us other than Bill??]

[wriggedywrecked]

I bet you just got l-lonely for Iowa. If you don't want to be here, leave. Y-You might start getting cob-infected, fuck if I know.

[mcgucket]

Iowa's a northern state...

[But otherwise the southerner looks around him here. That door he used to get here better still be there or else he's going to be even more annoyed...]

[wriggedywrecked]

Ohhhh, shit, wowww, didn't mean to insult you, oh man, I implied you're from the noooorrrtthhhh.

[The door is still there of course. Although it might not technically be an exit.]

[mcgucket]

I'm just sayin', if you're gonna insult me, get your facts straight...

[Trying this door now! Where does it lead, if not an exit out of this mindscape?]

[wriggedywrecked]

Why the fuck would I bother?

[He lets McGucket walk right through the door--straight into the butt dimension. I'm so sorry. Rick reappears in a puff of light, still hovering in the air.]

Hahaha, where you goin', fucker?

[mcgucket]

...

[What the actual fu--no, forget this, Fiddleford is turning right back around. Cob world is better than this.]

[wriggedywrecked]

[Rick is cackling like some kind of horrible demon. McGucket turns around and tries to go back to cob world, but he ends up on a normal-looking world instead. The only difference is that the sun has a face and is screaming.]

Wrong door, asshole.

[mcgucket]

[jesus what kind of horrible universe do you live in rick]

Why is it screaming like that?

[wriggedywrecked]

[It's a universe where anything is possible!]

I dunno, maybe it just finally realized i-it's on fire.

[mcgucket]

Wow, that's... rather horrifyin' to consider, honestly.

[Thank God our sun isn't self aware??]

[wriggedywrecked]

Don't think about the horror aspect, dummy, th-think about how annoying and shitty this is. The point is to annoy you.

[HOW DO YOU KNOW IT ISN'T?]

[mcgucket]

[... okay fair enough]

Well yeah, obviously, but I'm just thinkin' about it from a scientific point of view. Would it possibly run out of hydrogen and enter the red giant phase much sooner than other main sequence stars, due to the amount of stress it's under-going in those circumstances...

[wriggedywrecked]

I mean, probably, and the rapid destabilization would probably be fast enough to trigger a supernova event despite i-it's minimal size, but you're reading way too m-much into this.