+ Somewhere a Grandiose Carnival Was Going on in the Sky +

[vitaelamorte]

Who: Everyone!
Where: The grounds of the Mansion
When: March 9-16
Rating: PG-13 (warn if you go higher)
Summary: The Red Queen has thrown a carnival for everyone!
The Story:


From Friday, March 9, through Friday, March 16, the gardens and grounds of the Mansion will be a sprawling a carnival. The masked, unspeaking vendors will be selling trinkets and running free game booths. Carnival rides, exhibits, and foods represent all of the various cultures of those currently residing in the Mansion.


Of particular note, and perhaps incongruously, everything is decorated with red hearts.

Use this log for any and all of your carnival needs!

Comments

Regret.

[shslliar]

[Looks like someone finally decided to get out of her room for once...

While Kokichi could probably point at her and laugh, he'd probably be a hypocrite because...]

Uh... Did you eat too much too?

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[ Oh! Her new potential partner in crime! She limply raises an arm as a greeting. ]

It was...all so good.

[ She stares up at the sky and her arm flops back down. ]

I want moooore.

[shslliar]

More...? But you'll explode if you eat too much!

[Seriously, how addictive is this food?]

Man, you would not have survived last Christmas. The whole mansion turned into a gingerbread house!

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[ She lifts her head, her eyes wide and a hungry expression all over her face. ]

I would've eaten the entire thing.

[shslliar]

[... You creepy.]

I tried that myself, actually, but I ran into a few problems with that.

One, the mansion regenerated faster than I could eat, and it also had some magic cookies mixed in there...

You don't wanna know what happened. [Or do you?]

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[ Yes. Yes, she is. ]

What? [ She laughs weakly, flopping back down. Thinking about so much food made her nauseated again. ] Did you shrink or something?

[ That'd be so Wonderland. ]

[shslliar]

[Yeah, but...]

Actually, you know that one scene in Willy Wonka with the gum?

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[ She slowly turns her head, fighting another laugh. ] Really?

Did you change colors, too?

[shslliar]

[And she is still creepy but he must keep up the lie.]

I dunno! I couldn't exactly look at the mirrors or anything! And by the way, it really hurt. You start off feeling so full you can't move...

[There aren't any reflective surfaces, are there?]

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[ Monika can't help her laughter this time. ]

I bet it would've been so cool to see what would've happened if you got popped! What if you exploded like a big balloon full of blood?

[shslliar]

EXPLODED?!

[Bringing on the waterworks now.]

WHY WOULD YOU WANT SOMEONE TO EXPLODE YOU HORRIBLE PERSON?!

[Okay, not that upset, but also not pleased.]

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[ She makes a face. Sheesh, dramatic much? It was only a hypothetical! ]

Curiosity, I guess?

[shslliar]

[Whiiiiiiiine- Okay he's done.]

You know what they say, curiosity killed the cat! If you wanna eat something that might make you explode or worse, I'll be laughing at you too.

[Get it? Because he's supposed to be an evil bastard?]

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[ Monika snorts. ] Well, I sure hope you would, if I did something that stupid. That way at least it'd be worth it for someone.

Besides! [ She rubs her stomach, smiling through the pain. ] Sometimes it's worth it to die for curiosity.

[shslliar]

Uh huh, sure.

[He's debating weither he should try insulting her. Maybe she's like Miu Iruma, who gets off on insults somehow?]

You know we don't have many lives to spare, right?

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Mm, yeah. I never said I was that eager to actually die. [ She's had plenty of time to think about death, so. ]

...Have you lost any of yours?

[ As far as she knows, she hasn't met anyone yet who has. And she...kinda wants to know what dying's like. For reasons. ]

[shslliar]

Uh... I almost died once, does that count?

[He's not sure about this girl. So she's not gonna get anything but lies.]

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[ ...Eh. She'll go with it. ]

Sure, okay. What was it like?

[shslliar]

Painful. My head hurt, and there was blood everywhere.

I don't really remember everything else, though. Sorry!

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[ She frowns. ] Well, that sounds kinda boring. Some people could call that a normal day.

[ You know, if they had really bad periods or something. ]

Did you get hit by a bat? Stabbed? Shot? Something only Wonderland could cook up?

[shslliar]

Wow, seriously? Sucks to be them!

[What are periods to a boy.]

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[ She makes a face. ] How considerate.

[ One of her eyebrows go up. ] You know, there's something really weird about you.

[shslliar]

Huh?

[He tilts his head.] What do you mean? I'm the most normal person here!

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[ Monika stares for a long time.

And a bit longer.

Then she bursts into laughter. Give her a minute, that was a great joke and she needs time to appreciate it! ]

[shslliar]

Heeeey! That's not funny at all!

[You can tell by the tone in his voice he's not that upset.]